Which hand do you wipe yourself with

[nyess]

Which hand do you wipe yourself with

 

[Draza]

Your mother's.

 

[AnOminous]

Both hands.

And I don't use toilet paper either. I just drag turds out of my asshole with my bare hands and throw them against the wall!

 

[Rand /pol/]

I shit in the woods like a man, toilet paper is for Urbanites.

 

[IV 445]

I don't.

 

[Bassomatic]

> he doesn't use the 3 shells in 2018.

 

[ES 148]

I kill myself and get a new body every time I have to defecate

 

[Kari Kamiya]

What is this "asshole" you speak of?

 

[Y2K Baby]

I wipe my nose with a handkerchief.

 

[RG 448]

Dominant hand. I leave no room for mistakes.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I just shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Neither I use telekinesis

 

[JSGOTI]

What if I'm not some sort of fucking animal and have a washlet like a civilized human being?

 

[Nien Nunb]

When I feel like I have to shit, I buttchug a few barrels of industrial equipment lubricant and open my window, and the lube from my asshole causes my shits to literally fly out of my ass.

I've killed 43 dogs, 8 birds, 10 kids, and some old army dickhead, and injured countless. The cops can't stop me because my shit will kill them too. I grow stronger with each shit.

 

[Pissmaster]

I shit in the woods like a man, toilet paper is for Urbanites.

Good post for modern day's society

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I had my digestive system replaced with a nuclear reactor in ‘98. I only have to take one shit a decade, but let’s just say you need more than toilet paper.

 

[Romper Stomper]

i eat the toilet paper so it wipes on the way out

 

[LazloChalos]

Wipe?

 

[Foltest]

I let a servent wash my ass.

 

[Festivus]

If you don't wipe with your left it is Haram you filthy infidels.