Which hand do you wipe yourself with

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Which hand do you wipe yourself with

  • Dominant hand

    Votes: 16 41.0%
  • Offhand

    Votes: 7 17.9%
  • Your mum's hand

    Votes: 16 41.0%

  • Total voters
    39
Both hands.

And I don't use toilet paper either. I just drag turds out of my asshole with my bare hands and throw them against the wall!
 
What if I'm not some sort of fucking animal and have a washlet like a civilized human being?
 
When I feel like I have to shit, I buttchug a few barrels of industrial equipment lubricant and open my window, and the lube from my asshole causes my shits to literally fly out of my ass.

I've killed 43 dogs, 8 birds, 10 kids, and some old army dickhead, and injured countless. The cops can't stop me because my shit will kill them too. I grow stronger with each shit.
 
I had my digestive system replaced with a nuclear reactor in ‘98. I only have to take one shit a decade, but let’s just say you need more than toilet paper.
 
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