Which hand do you wipe yourself with

[Monolith]

Y'all are weird, I use my feet.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Goats don't need to wipe.

 

[TFT-A9]

I use someone else's tongue

 

[Pargon]

I spent six years training with Tibetan monks to master my body to the point that I shit out my mouth.

Couple of Altoids and I'm right as rain.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Corbin Dallas Multipass wipes it for me, right after he's done polishing my Ruby Rhod.