Which is the best Pet to own? A cat or a dog?

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Depends what you're after:
Cats are low maintenance, low effort pets. They're good at killing vermin if that's a problem you have. They're your choice if you want a furball to cuddle with and don't want to dedicate a whole lot of time to training/discipline. Beware of the belly rub trap, though. The little fucker will entice you with it's furry belly and you're going to want to rub it. But if you do for more than 2.3 seconds, be prepared for claws and fangs.
Dogs are a much greater time/energy investment. You have to walk it every day. You have to set some time aside specifically for training for at least the first year. But they have the capacity to be very loyal and very useful. You can train a dog to do just about anything under the...
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Depends what you're after:
Cats are low maintenance, low effort pets. They're good at killing vermin if that's a problem you have. They're your choice if you want a furball to cuddle with and don't want to dedicate a whole lot of time to training/discipline. Beware of the belly rub trap, though. The little fucker will entice you with it's furry belly and you're going to want to rub it. But if you do for more than 2.3 seconds, be prepared for claws and fangs.
Dogs are a much greater time/energy investment. You have to walk it every day. You have to set some time aside specifically for training for at least the first year. But they have the capacity to be very loyal and very useful. You can train a dog to do just about anything under the sun. If you prefer an active lifestyle and are willing to dedicate the time required to turn him into a good boy, a dog is what you're gonna want.
 
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The Dude family has three dogs and two cats. I love all our pets, but I've always preferred dogs. My dog Odin is my best friend and one of the best dogs I've ever met. He's sweet, friendly, mellow, well-behaved, and very intelligent. He's about 2 1/2 years old and he's half Great Dane/half Weimaraner. He's really good with my boys and he loves to go new places and meet new people. I usually will take him with my to the store whenever it's time to buy food for him, and the girls at the country store always get excited to see him. I also have a 7 year old Pug named Dottie and a 2 year old Schnauzer/Lab named Katniss (she came with the name) who are both absolute sweethearts, but Odin and I have a really special bond.
 
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Cats are the best known pets:

1 - no need for a cage

2 - "housebreaking" is as easy as placing cat in sandbox

3 - scratching stuff is better than chewing stuff

4 - food is cheap and easy to get

5 - they don't pass away of old age in 5 years

6 - if you accidentally drop them they land on their feet

7 - they express love with rub not nasty slurp

8 - they're hunters which means the way they play is more fun

9 - supposedly they have 9 lives

:thinking:

(dogs are still OK though)
 
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There are so many dog breeds that appeal to so many people: Labradors are great with kids, Saint Bernards are more suited for laid back people, tons of old people own Jack Russels and if you’re a maniac, you can own a Pitbull.

There are two types as cat as far as I’m concerned: cat and sphinx cat.
 
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If you get more than 1 cat the fuckers basically take care of themselves in every way except food and the pissbox.

Dogs you gotta like, walk and shit. I gotta be at work at 8 fuck that.
 
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Why not both? Get the best of both worlds. Each have their pros and cons, and honestly I enjoy having at least one car and one dog around the house.
 
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“Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.”​

― H.P. Lovecraft
 
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“Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and stumbles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. And just as inferior people prefer the inferior animal which scampers excitedly because someone else wants something, so do superior people respect the superior animal which lives its own life and knows that the puerile stick-throwings of alien bipeds are none of its business and beneath its notice. The dog barks and begs and tumbles to amuse you when you crack the whip. That pleases a meekness-loving peasant who relishes a stimulus to his self importance. The cat, on the other hand, charms you into playing for its benefit when it wishes to be amused; making you rush about the room with a paper on a string when it feels like exercise, but refusing all your attempts to make it play when it is not in the humour. That is personality and individuality and self-respect -- the calm mastery of a being whose life is its own and not yours -- and the superior person recognises and appreciates this because he too is a free soul whose position is assured, and whose only law is his own heritage and aesthetic sense.”​

― H.P. Lovecraft
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Realtalk, the idea of that gangly, fish faced motherfucker running around his house with a paper on a string and his niggerman cat running after it is the funniest fucking visual I could ever imagine.
 
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