Which KF users would be Chris Chan-level lolcows if they were active around the same time as him?

[Skitarii]

Assuming chris didn't exist

 

[Ogre Magi]

Thegooddoctor is basically British Chris Chan if Chris came from a weathy family.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I'm going to go with @Monostar Leatherknuckles because of how he reacts to parodies of his magnum opus, which is totally not a self insert fantasy, guys.

Felix has a lot of similarities to Chris but unlike Monostar, he isn't completely against parodies of his OC Dr. Spunk. Monostar also has way more off site activity than Felix.

Edit: Monostar recently announced that he's going to copyright his manga "Red Mist" so he can stop "slanderous" portrayals of his characters. Literally what Chris did with Sonichu copyright.

 

[Dick Mason]

Who is the tallest and who is the shortest? I need a chart please.

 

[Whatevermancer]

None of these people are anywhere near to Chris in terms of autism.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I think @FuckYou is autistic enough but he wouldn't have anywhere near the appeal of Chris. Plus he's dead so, eh.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Thegooddoctor is basically British Chris Chan if Chris came from a weathy family.

Did he ever got caught grooming or doing sex offender shit? If not. I’ll say he more like the British KingCobraJFS.

 

[Asian tech support]

Did he ever got caught grooming or doing sex offender shit? If not. I’ll say he more like the British KingCobraJFS.

If Felix was active on the early '00s Internet, I could see him gravitating in that direction. I'd have to go back through the thread to find it but I could swear someone posted a screenshot of him talking about his experiences with women that came across as very Chris like.
Daddy should have hired him a hooker.

 

[Lokenstien]

@SamanthaPrater responds pretty consistently too trolls, is obsessed with making videos to prove the trolls wrong, makes terrible art and is a fat retard.

She's pretty close to a female Chris in my mind.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Did he ever got caught grooming or doing sex offender shit? If not. I’ll say he more like the British KingCobraJFS.

Aside from talking about porn, furries, shitting his nappies, whorish stenches, and masturbation constantly, he made this comment regarding the age of consent in the UK and how Americans have a "stick up their ass" about age of consent laws:

The worst thing he did legally was call his highschool bully a faggot on Discord, which is a crime in merry ol' engerland.