Which Kiwi Farms user has the weirdest fetish?

Epic Fail Man

Epic Fail Man

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I really like it when women verginer owners aren’t obese and engage in regular exercise
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I mean, look at this filth I found, they don’t even have bright hair you can see from space nor does the belly jiggle when they breathe. My court appointed re-education specialist said I need at least 3x daily sessions to be cleansed of my wrongthink®
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:
What does an inflation fetish feel like?
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Have you ever tried sitting down and looking your parents in the eye while they hold your stash of home drawn blueberry porn in their lap and explaining why they shouldn't euthanize you at 14 years old? Or why you only date fatties for the rest of your life? Or explaining to said fatties why your room is entirely blue lit at night? Or why every Halloween you basically hop from bar to bar looking for some naive co-ed who had the cute idea to dress as a blueberry and now you are compelled to try to bed them to complete an embarrassing and unattainable fantasy you've had for over a decade because some guys in the 70s shot this entire scene start-to-finish and not one person raised their hand and said "does this feel a little bit off to anyone else?"

Yeah. I'd kill to be attracted to feet, or bimbos, or piss or crossdressing or anything fucking within a stone's throw of "normal". But no. I'm the inflation guy. Fuck me. You just try maintaining any kind of long term relationship with this shit under your hat.
 
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Aunt Marge said:
Have you ever tried sitting down and looking your parents in the eye while they hold your stash of home drawn blueberry porn in their lap and explaining why they shouldn't euthanize you at 14 years old? Or why you only date fatties for the rest of your life? Or explaining to said fatties why your room is entirely blue lit at night? Or why every Halloween you basically hop from bar to bar looking for some naive co-ed who had the cute idea to dress as a blueberry and now you are compelled to try to bed them to complete an embarrassing and unattainable fantasy you've had for over a decade because some guys in the 70s shot this entire scene start-to-finish and not one person raised their hand and said "does this feel a little bit off to anyone else?"

Yeah. I'd kill to be attracted to feet, or bimbos, or piss or crossdressing or anything fucking within a stone's throw of "normal". But no. I'm the inflation guy. Fuck me. You just try maintaining any kind of long term relationship with this shit under your hat.
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How does this make you feel?

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