Which Kiwi would be the best to wake up next to after a long night of drinking?

[JethroTullamore]

Who would make you the happiest to have accidentally had sloppy drunken sex with that you don’t remember?

Hard mode, you can’t say Null, because he’s busy running the site.

 

[SNU]

Every night I choose a KF member at random and sneak into their bedroom while they are asleep. I then place a single cat hair on their tongue and leave without waking them. I never sex them

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Me google my name you won't regret it, also i am the defender of toilets.

I'm just really lonely.

 

[Rozzy]

@Catler

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

inside @Catler

 

[Ed Weed]

@WolfeTone

Why do you think so many ladies are in his inbox?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

@Cats

I wake up next to a cat every morning anyways.

Or @Kate Farms Shill who can sell me a pint of that sweet elixir of life. Kate Farms: Use it as a hangover cure!!!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

whichever is the best looking femoid user
though for real, null is the best choice here.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

@Shamefur Dispray

I do society a favor keeping this nigga off the streets.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

@Sword Fighter Super

 

[Catler]

@SandyCat provided there are sandwiches for breakfast.

inside @Catler

Keep your vore fantasies to yourself bro.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I'll tell you one thing, it's not me.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Probably next to an actual kiwi bird plushie.

 

[Tism the Return II]

Me, because I wouldn't even rape you.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

@Cynthia Behave
Absolutely fucking insane. Has to be fun. Would get immediate RO after.

 

[Day Drinking]

2 whole votes for Catler? I'm gonna have to pick up my game. Well, you're not being my choice. Too tall.

Let's see, hmmm. I'm going to say @Aunt Carol. A fellow cat appreciator.

 

[0ctober lust]

@Goatseslayer69

 

[vomitusdeux]

One of the gay ones so I loop hole my way out of sex.

 

[No Memory]

Given this is the Internet, I'm choosing Elaine because at least there is photographic evidence she has a real human vagina.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Given this is the Internet, I'm choosing Elaine because at least there is photographic evidence she has a real human vagina.

It's not worth it.