Which Kiwi would be the best to wake up next to after a long night of drinking?

[JethroTullamore]

Who would make you the happiest to have accidentally had sloppy drunken sex with that you don’t remember?

Hard mode, you can’t say Null, because he’s busy running the site.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Null probably he's into fat chicks so I can be sure nothing happened the next morning the rest of you I'm not sure

 

[Car Won't Crank]

@Titos and @JoseRaulChupacabra what's better than waking up next to more booze in Tijuana

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

@Shamefur Dispray

I do society a favor keeping this nigga off the streets.

I don't think you have done anything horrible enough to require such a harsh punishment

 

[Catler]

2 whole votes for Catler? I'm gonna have to pick up my game. Well, you're not being my choice. Too tall.

I guess I win. Don't worry about the height, that doesn't matter when laying down in bed.

 

[Day Drinking]

I guess I win. Don't worry about the height, that doesn't matter when laying down in bed.

Oh it matters. It matters to me. I don't want to be the small. That's not what I meant on the bingo card.

If it happens though, it's your bed. My little cot can barely hold me. I'm trusting you have something more appropriate.

And you're still being the little spoon.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well its gotta be you.. Im not to sure about how fucking a bottle would go.. but at least you'd be able to continue drinking the morning after without getting out of bed.

 

[Finger Pistols]

That's not what I meant on the bingo card.

What bingo card ?

 

[Day Drinking]

This bingo card.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

@Catler is gay and your butthole will be in danger. Not recommended

 

[Catler]

Im not to sure about how fucking a bottle would go

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/442919/

@Catler is gay and your butthole will be in danger. Not recommended

It won't be in danger unless you consent to danger.

 

[JethroTullamore]

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/442919/

It won't be in danger unless you consent to danger.

Tails had no complaints.

 

[Finger Pistols]

@Catler is gay and your butthole will be in danger. Not recommended

It depends. Is @Catler a bottom or top? If bottom, your penis will be in danger. If top, your butthole will be in danger.

This bingo card.

I had honestly forgotten about that thread and that I even made a post on it.

 

[Catler]

Is @Catler a bottom or top?

That would be a good QnA thread

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I don't drink.