Which Kiwis would you want as deskmates in class?

[J A N D E K]

@Heinrich Himmler would obviously be the most popular kid in school. He’s cool, smart, and just being around him would make everything at school a positive experience. @Rumpled Foreskin and I would probably have met at his lunch hour D&D club. He is funny, intelligent, and strangely accepting of a weird, little sperg like me. He’d help me fit in and probably help me with my homework too.

And of course @dysentery, @Feels Over Reals , and @ToroidalBoat because they are all awesome guys... we would skip school, cheat on tests, and generally raise hell together. We’d go on to be best buds outside of school too.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Pff deskmates. I graduated a long time ago and am now the KF equivalent of this guy...

 

[Y2K Baby]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Kiwi High tommorow.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

@ToroidalBoat

Wanna ditch class and go to the arcade?

 

[dysentery]

@dysentery

As long as I get @Cowlick on the other desk. Then I can have both the super smart guy to help me &/or the friendly dude!

 

[AF 802]

None. You're all gay and fake.

Don't get on Kiwi Farms tomorrow.

 

[Y2K Baby]

None. You're all gay and fake.

Don't get on Kiwi Farms tomorrow.

Let's date.

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

@Heinrich Himmler being the nicest guy on the internet. It's not gay if there's money involved (he paid in sexual favours)

Edit: @FierceBrosnan the high trousers and lip fur could prevent a school shooting.

 

[KobaCuppa]

@White Devil's Advocate for the quality laughs, Couch cuck because I'd bully the shit out of him as I did the aspie kid in my grade 7 Maths class who would repeat 'uhhh, cbf' when he was told to just do his fucking classwork, and most importantly @MysteryWoman so I could still feel good about myself while having an excuse to gutter stomp a troll IRL.
oh, and @gaping yiffer so i could chase some ass

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

@HIVidaBoheme because we could pass notes, do our makeup in class and make fun of dorks.
@J A N D E K so we could talk about cool bands.
@FierceBrosnan for conversation.
@ATaxingWoman so we can joke about losers, amiright? But also so I can copy your work.
@Y2K Baby made fun of me so I'm going to shoot spit balls at his head.

 

[HY 140]

@Reynard so then i can be like "i dont hate furries I got one furry friend"
@Kiwi Jeff cause then we can both draw coke zero in the text books

 

[samuraicrack]

I feel like this thread is some weird pseudo-RP furry high school server on Second Life.

 

[LordofTendons]

@Heinrich Himmler if you would kindly allow me to avail myself of your cyanide tablets, I would be ever so grateful. I cannot sit through school again without some kind of anesthetic.

 

[UE 558]

@NARPASSWORD because she'd go to every computer monitor in the computer lab and play a lust penis comic gif on all of them and also put a page of "it's pete time" on the teacher's projector

 

[Y2K Baby]

@NARPASSWORD because she'd go to every computer monitor in the computer lab and play a lust penis comic gif on all of them and also put a page of "it's pete time" on the teacher's projector

"""She""""

 

[BeanBidan]

@Vrakks we'd get in trouble all the time

@Heinrich Himmler would be trying to make me and vrakks behave and help us get out of trouble.

 

[UE 558]

"""She""""

And then I'd reenact that one scene of Devilman Crybaby episode 2 by reading the doujin where Dr. Mario rapes Bowser on the auditorium projector

 

[Y2K Baby]

Dr. Mario rapes Bowser on the auditorium projector

Post.

 

[UE 558]

Post.

 

[UE 558]

Hmm... @ASoulMan could probably also blast Dirty the Pooh on his phone during his assembly