Which language did God code the universe in? - Only God can make a tree?

[awoo]

According to this song, it's Lisp:

Lyrics: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.en.html

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Machine language.

 

[awoo]

Machine language.

I categorize that as assembler. Maybe I should put that along with the poll option

 

[King Fructose]

I second machine language. God has balls of steel.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

HolyC

 

[Red Hood]

Women are coded in BASIC.

 

[awoo]

I will laugh if anyone believes God would write in JavaScript / ECMAScript (now much cleaned up after years of work)

 

[Kosher Dill]

I will laugh if anyone believes God would write in JavaScript / ECMAScript (now much cleaned up after years of work)

He coded the universe in pure machine language, but he coded us in JavaScript.

And he got me off of Stack Overflow when he was in a hurry to do the needful.

 

[Character from a movie]

Excel

 

[awoo]

I like to imagine the Universe is running on a dusty but very reliable mainframe in a server room somewhere

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

HolyC

 

[mr.moon1488]

He coded niggers in Java

 

[awoo]

HolyC

HolyC

added as poll option

 

[Pee Cola]

God didn't code the universe; he was the project manager. King Terry coded the universe in HolyC.

 

[MediocreMilt]

brainfuck

It works in mysterious ways.

 

[Vecr]

Rust. I met God and she is a true and honest woman.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Whatever code was used to make Temple OS.

 

[awoo]

brainfuck

It works in mysterious ways.

It models a Turing Machine, the model of universal computation, so good answer.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

we all know javascript was used in the creation of the universe

thats why its so buggy

 

[Not a Step]

HolyC. This is what the Tower of Babel was about. Have you not read the Bible?