Which lolcow (besides DSP) would be most likely to survive a societal collapse?

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[xXWild_DripXx]

Chris Chan will use his CPU goddess powers to establish his own cwcville city/ethnostate in Appalachia. Which will be a thorn in the side to the both kiwi farms republic and the west coast neo Marxist collaboration.

 

[Haloperidol]

KingCobraJFS is already living like society’s collapsed, as long as he can source cigars and booze he’ll be fine.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Gunther Fehlinger will just ascend to godhood and become an actual god emperor in the aftermath.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Chris Chan will use his CPU goddess powers to establish his own cwcville city/ethnostate in Appalachia. Which will be a thorn in the side to the both kiwi farms republic and the west coast neo Marxist collaboration.

he is the original teflon tard. chris chan would probably be able to walk through a nuclear blast unharmed.

KingCobraJFS is already living like society’s collapsed, as long as he can source cigars and booze he’ll be fine.

as long as he has sugar and yeast to make his mead slop he could survive just fine. i can picture him in some kind of fallout setting, sitting in some bombed out remains of a house sitting in a chair, dirty duster, drinking mead which a disheveled shon sitting next to him.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Chris Chan of course.

Have you seen his highly-tuned martial arts moves? Wouldn’t have to worry about roving bands of radioactive cannibal gangs with him on my side.