Which Lolcow do you predict will pass on next

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My top three picks for the death pool...

Amberlynn due to obesity-related complications (I might also put Boogie on the list too for similar reasons)
ADF because of the crotch wound, either from septic infection or suicide due to buyer's remorse
Tommy Tooter because he's so damn old

Every year, someone predicts Barb's death and I don't really fool with those kind of predictions. People keep predicting Barb dying every year and nothing really comes of it.

Honestly with Barb, despite her advanced age and rapidly declining health, I could easily see her surviving 2019 or 2020, maybe even into 2021 or 2022.

Seriously, people have been predicting Barb's death for years and it never comes to pass. Barb strikes me as the kind of old woman who's so stubborn she just keeps going despite the odds.

Whenever she does finally croak, nobody will see it coming and it will come as a total shock to everyone on this forum, I guarantee it.

I'm not saying it's unlikely she could die in 2019, because it's very much a real possibility but I also wouldn't be surprised if she survives the decade either.
 
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MemeGray said:
My money's on MundaneMatt or Sargon going full Chris Benoit on their wives and their wives kids.
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Aahhhh, yes. I can see it now.

" This just in: Woman and child die as 300lb fat man sits on them, crushing them to death. Murderer commits suicide by downing their weight in lard. "
 
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Dobson or Moviebob
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Bob is definitely living on borrowed time. Rage, obesity, Beetus and getting blackout drunk in Chinatown are not the hallmarks of a man that lives to a ripe old age.

Of course it'll probably be something unrelated like black mold from his basement that kills him.
 
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The Shadow said:
Bob is definitely living on borrowed time. Rage, obesity, Beetus and getting blackout drunk in Chinatown are not the hallmarks of a man that lives to a ripe old age.

Of course it'll probably be something unrelated like black mold from his basement that kills him.
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Can confirm, Boston Chinatown is fucking terrifying.
 
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Bodhi Schofield, though his mom is the cow. She'll probably think the solution to a thorazine induced seizure is more thorazine, and that'll be that sadly. The poor kid is barely alive as is, and Jani is only marginally better.
 
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Sargon and mundanematt.
Both are losing money and will probably lose their women and their kids/wifes kid
 
Either Barb or Jack Scalfani

Alternately, ADF(Phil) picks a stalkerish fight with the wrong neighbor
 
  • Zinnia Jones puncturing his intestines with a dildo.
  • Bodhi Schofield having an "accident" (aka either Cory or Susan slamming him against a wall or a piece of furniture in a fit of rage, the boy hitting his head and dying).
  • Narcissa Wright by livestreamed suicide.
 
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