Which lolcows have reformed and why?

[SandyCat]

I'll contribute one: Mumkey Jones

If I got my timeline correct, he got big on Youtube making fun of Elliot Rodger, Youtube nuked his channel for no apparent reason, Mumkey got extremely depressed, decided to cheat on his girlfriend with a furry pedophile who was fucking kids which sent him into lolcow status.

Mumkey's GF left him, his fans called him a retard and that the relationship wasn't going to last. He refused to accept it but it ended up falling apart very quickly and then he did a complete 180 by becoming self aware, apologizing to his fans and moving on with his life from the youtube ban and the shitty relationship.

Now days he uploads youtube videos on his alt account Simmian Jimmy but he feels like a shell of his former self, not that I can blame him after Youtube yeeted his dream job on a whim.

 

[Ruin]

Sammyclassicsonicfan is more or less normal now.

Uhiiiillllla or whatever his name is is the assistant manager of a Wall Mart now which is pretty good given the severity of his mental illness.

Andrew Dobson is without a doubt still a retard but he did what few lolcows can accomplish and completely disappeared from the internet.

Additional unpopular opinion but dopey Youtubers sperging about anime titties and sjws aren't lolcows and the people who think they are are ruining this forum.

 

[Retink]

Sargon, he successfully rebranded himself and put his lolcow days behind with a new show that's doing well enough.

 

[Absolutego]

Sammyclassicsonicfan is more or less normal now.

Uhiiiillllla or whatever his name is is the assistant manager of a Wall Mart now which is pretty good given the severity of his mental illness.

Andrew Dobson is without a doubt still a retard but he did what few lolcows can accomplish and completely disappeared from the internet.

Additional unpopular opinion but dopey Youtubers sperging about anime titties and sjws aren't lolcows and the people who think they are are ruining this forum.

Dobson is at the point where his complete disappearance from the internet is more respectable than the users who keep his zombie thread going, almost 2 years later.
Alison Rapp's basically the female version of Dobbo in terms of going offline and, from what we can tell, staying there, but I'd put her ex-husband Jake up as someone who managed to stay online and actually reform himself to cringe normie-tier instead of lolcow-tier

 

[Ruin]

Dobson is at the point where his complete disappearance from the internet is more respectable than the users who keep his zombie thread going, almost 2 years later.
Alison Rapp's basically the female version of Dobbo in terms of going offline and, from what we can tell, staying there, but I'd put her ex-husband Jake up as someone who managed to stay online and actually reform himself to cringe normie-tier instead of lolcow-tier

Dobson actually did impress me. At his worst he was one of those guys who literally put in an eight hour shift every day arguing with trolls. It's not easy for an addict to DFE and disappear.

 

[Red Hood]

Sammyclassicsonicfan is more or less normal now.

And to be fair to him he was a literal child at the time he was famously sperging out. He's not flipping out about Sanic into his 30s and 40s.

 

[Ruin]

And to be fair to him he was a literal child at the time he was famously sperging out. He's not flipping out about Sanic into his 30s and 40s.

I actually never thought Sammy was even a lolcow. He was a dumb kid trying to badly emulate the angry gamer style of reviewer that was popular at the time.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Chris Chan is currently being rehabilitated in jail because that always works.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Mysterious Mr Enter has lost all discernable personality at this point, which makes him not a lolcow by default.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

As far as I know Joe Cracker isn’t still a thing so I guess that counts.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Connor because he doesn't let us live rent-free in his head any more

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Think Taxman did.

 

[Sanshain]

Dobson actually did impress me. At his worst he was one of those guys who literally put in an eight hour shift every day arguing with trolls. It's not easy for an addict to DFE and disappear.

How do we know he's not dead?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Connor because he doesn't let us live rent-free in his head any more

I miss his autism. It was always funny to me when he got all worked up about adoption.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I wouldn't say reformed but wingsofredemption got unbelievably boring.

 

[SandyCat]

I wouldn't say reformed but wingsofredemption got unbelievably boring.

Probably a combination of all those anti-depressants he's on and complacency with his utterly ruined life

 

[Cool Dog]

Lowtax because he anheroed

As for mumkey he's a total hasbeen now and will forever be a lolcow in my book for what he did after reaching a z-list eceleb status proving he was a piece of shit all along

Andrew Dobson is without a doubt still a retard but he did what few lolcows can accomplish and completely disappeared from the internet.

He dead?

Sargon, he successfully rebranded himself and put his lolcow days behind with a new show that's doing well enough.

I don't see any new channel/brand, same old shit and not even 1mil subs anymore

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Sargon, he successfully rebranded himself and put his lolcow days behind with a new show that's doing well enough.

His black grandfather is smiling down on him.

 

[Zell]

Random question but why's this happening? Has anyone else experienced this?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Last I heard, dear old Pammy Swain started taking her meds again. At least she’s not schizo posting here anymore, which to be honest I kinda miss.

You never have seen Null and Tony Robbins in the same room together though. Maybe she was in to something…