Which lolcows would you nominate to be in Creator Clash 3?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Anisa and Ian's brain child/excuse to waste a ton of money and feel good about themselves, Creator Clash 3 is currently on fire. with everyone pulling out of the event, they need some people willing to step in the ring, and the only people dumb enough to even touch this event with a 10 foot pole are lolcows.
so what are some lolcows that would be perfect for this event?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Fallenchungus (@datsactuallymojo) for the sumo match

 

[Purple Francis]

Boogie and he gets a gun

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

All the litigious ones. They can settle their lolsuits in the ring. Russell Greer Vs Null would be a fun show (and Null would win).

 

[Fag Albert]

Cyraxx and Keemstar. I need to watch a goblin fistfight a gnome

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Obviously we gotta see LTG catch the fade.

 

[Super Malario]

Fallenchungus (@datsactuallymojo) for the sumo match

Only if he fights his aunt

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

You
Me
Swordfighting

 

[peachlover669]

Ian versus his wife, whoever find's the most faithful spouse wins

Keemstar and Wings tagteam match against PPP and Andy Warski

Cyraxx versus the ghost of drug overdose past

Chantal musical chairs where ten arab men have to squeeze into her fat rolls before time runs out

one cracked out Bossmanjack versus Evil Eddy, Rainbet Jacky, and that faggot who runs howl

Hasan versus H3 in a battle of wits where they have to write the most emotional sob story about a place they do not live in, winner decided by how many ml of tears are generated by a neutral liberal women

Patrick tomlinson wouldn't be a main event but he would be a spectator and every once in awhile have to fight off a stalking child

IDUBBZ CONTACT ME I CAN HELP YOU

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

yaniv v keffals
ralph v cog (rematch)

 

[Mac Monster]

ReviewTechUSA vs. MovieBob. Which obese man child will prevail?

 

[Endless Torment]

Linkara vs The Nostalgia Critic

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Tonka vs. Warski

 

[Laburnum]

I want to see Tiny in the ring. Maybe they could pull a gladiator style match up where they pit him against a mastiff or some other dog his size.

 

[gobbos]

Andy Warski vs 2 Black Hookers (Special Guest Fat Fuck in the Corner PPP)
Ralphamale vs PPP in a turkish oil gunt wrestling match
Lowtax vs Uwe Boll II
Cyraxx's Bed Bugs vs Daniel Larson's Scabies
Null vs Keffals, Liz Fong Jones, and Finnster in a 3 on 1 Trandicap match
MAIN EVENT
Hasan and Chris Ray Gun vs Anisa (Special Guest Referee/Cuck Idubbbz)

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Lowtax vs Uwe Boll II

DIG! HIM! UP!