Which outcome are you hoping for, or would be happy to see?

[RodgerDodger]

I'm still leaning towards Chris Being Chris, somehow manages to get the local Prison population to listen to his tales of Sonichu. He gets them hooked on the Church of Sonichu. They become the hardest baddest gang in the East Coast Prison System. With Chris as their High Priestess.

 

[Henry Hill]

chris does a stint in prison, receives psychiatric counselling, moved into a halfway house and learns to become a productive member of society

 

[Snuckening]

I have my fingers crossed for Chris shitting himself, and doing nothing.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

I hope Chris is released from prison and proceeds to brutally sodomize every member of this forum.

Anally or orally?

 

[Sharkbait]

I have my fingers crossed for Chris shitting himself, and doing nothing.

That would be the smartest thing to do in court so he'll likely do the opposite of nothing (still shitting himself in the process though).

Edited for crimes against spelling.

 

[A Grey Cat]

That would be the smartest thing to do in court so he'll likely do the opposite of nothing (still shitting himself in the process though).

Edited for crimes against spelling.

Agreed given he blew his one and only chance to plea for bail By chimpimg and crying "I want muh Legos back!"

 

[FamicomGorby]

Chris' lawyer will play the video of Chris farting on a cake and say "I rest my case".

I'm expecting that Chris' lawyer will get Chris to plead guilty. Chris may not want to and was throwin a hissy-fit at his first hearing but he's probably cooled off after a month in jail. Then Chris' lawyer will use Chris' mental handicaps to minimize Chris' jail time and get him some lengthy probation with sex offender status.

Best case scenario for Chis is he moves into some half-way house since if he's guilty there's gonna be no way he's allowed back at 14 BC. Basically we're getting the "Barb is dead" saga before Barb actually dies, sadly skipping the "Chris squats at 14 BC until the bank gets the Sherriff to physically remove him" saga.

 

[LazloChalos]

Realistically? Just him experiencing something that is strong enough to shatter his delusions.

Yet I always hope for something more fantastical, like him being chained to a wheel of pain until he develops muscles, then gets thrown into pit fights that harness his tard pain immunity.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

That would be the smartest thing to do in court so he'll likely do the opposite of nothing (still shitting himself in the process though).

Edited for crimes against spelling.

Spelling is a lot like CWC and Big Jess.

it deserves whatever it gets.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

The entertaining thing for me would be if Chris goes against his lawyer's advice and tries to use the Sonichu cast as witnesses. One way ticket to an institution.

The reality is I think Chris will throw a tantrum about how he needs to go home to his legos to make sure the merge goes smoothly.

 

[Meat Target]

The trial is tomorrow, right?

 

[Volmsaiyan]

I never got into the christory until recently,mostly just been on KF for weeb Wars. But I read some of the cwcki. I think the best outcome for Chris is he gets the serious mental health treatment he needs. But not everything is due to his Autism, for once in his life he HAS to face consequences for his actions, chris has got away with being a self centered, spoiled,entitled man child all his life & used his autism as a excuse for horrible behavior. Realizing that he can't retreat into his delusions & he's not immune to punishment is the best thing for chris. Maybe he actually learns something from it & changes for the better,but from what I've read,I doubt it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

The trial is tomorrow, right?

It's another hearing, not a trial. Chris' full list of charges will be read to him and a date for a trial could be set.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I want to see Chris do a stint in jail, just long enough to start changing his mannerisms to conform to everyone in his surroundings like he does with everyone he spends unhealthy amounts of times with.
He eventually shaves his head and grows a beard(I would say start working out but we know he is too lazy to do that no matter what is on the line) and possibly get some prison tats of Sonichu and Rosechu and come out of prison with his new "Chris" persona.
Maybe he might learn how to preform some kinda menial task in prison like folding laundry and start working at a laundromat before he eventually cracks and murders and rapes some poor teenaged girl in another 10 years.

 

[A_Space_Godzilla]

CWC ascends to true Goddess form and uses thier roko's basilisk powers to un-fuck barb and un-do all thier fuck ups but also perpetually mind rape all the people who made comments about CWC getting raped in jail/prison! The merge completes and I get Compa and Nepgear as my personal sex slaves as reward for all the psychic energy and love I had been remotely sending CWC to power them up! Truly the best timeline! Any day now....

 

[WutangLee]

The entertaining thing for me would be if Chris goes against his lawyer's advice and tries to use the Sonichu cast as witnesses. One way ticket to an institution.

The reality is I think Chris will throw a tantrum about how he needs to go home to his legos to make sure the merge goes smoothly.

My mouth waters at the idea of Chris asking for Magichan to get on the stand and testify as a witness. The story goes from nightmare fuel to comedy gold almost instantly.

 

[SaltyFanta]

I hope Chris gets mental help and becomes a productive member of society.

Or atleast detroons and stops with the dimensional merge stuff.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope Chris gets mental help and becomes a productive member of society.

Or atleast detroons and stops with the dimensional merge stuff.

You also have to address his psychosis, which means, he will resist.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

My mouth waters at the idea of Chris asking for Magichan to get on the stand and testify as a witness. The story goes from nightmare fuel to comedy gold almost instantly.

I want to see him summon Magichan to be his legal defense counsel tbh

 

[WutangLee]

I want to see him summon Magichan to be his legal defense counsel tbh

that's right, chris has those telepathic surges when ever chris tried to use his powers