Which outcome are you hoping for, or would be happy to see?

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Chris is the end product of all the ridiculous pseudoscience performed for Project MKUltra.

The pickle man thing happened so I’m willing to believe just about anything at this point in relation to Chris.

 

[Tikbalang]

The longer Chris stays incarcerated, the longer he'll need money for commissaries. One way to make is to make comics. The plot can be anything from the time he had a date with Tyrone or a fantasy cutting Tyrone's duck off.

He can do that each page for $5 + stamps.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Anyone else expects CWC to pull a Nasim Aghdam after prison and attack Hasbro for not continuing Gen 4 MLP? I am sure at least a handful of A-Logs would crap themselves in happiness.

On a more serious note, it does seem a tad harsh to have him imprisoned beyond Barb's remaining lifespan (unless it's like three weeks or so from now), lest he has nobody to come back to. Perhaps our not-so-beloved Fanta boy could get at least some mental help or discipline before release.

EDIT: The idea of making comics in prison doesn't sound too bad; might as well google what you can buy in prison to see if Crayola fucking Model MAGIC and acryllic PAINT are still an option for CWC.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Or will it? Honestly I’m still kinda new to this but from everything I’ve seen it wouldn’t even be too out of the ordinary for him, when confronted with Barbs death, to just shrug it off as long as it doesn’t make his current life situation any worse for him. Or maybe he just convinces himself she’ll be back as a result of one of the dimensional merges.

Bear in mind, there's that infamous unreleased tape of Chris breaking down into tears after Bob's death. Chris didn't have the best relationship with his father, but he still loved Bob and losing a parent is going to be hard on anyone, even for someone as demented as Chris.

That being said, I do think he'd try to cope with Barb's death by tying it into his dimensional merge crap, since at this point it's his main way of coping with everything in his life. I could see him deluding himself into thinking she'll be back via another dimension or some shit.

 

[Boob of Vile Darkness]

At this point, I want some sort of permanently ongoing Internet ban for him, as well as strict media limitations (comic books, etc.)
Whether by living in a group home, court order, or whatever else. Imo he's warped beyond reasonable expectation of repair, so I think it'd be best if they put him on some tard sedatives and let him play with blocks under supervision for the remainder of his days.
Basically if he is made to stop hurting others and allowing himself to be hurt.
I know he seeks misfortune though, so my hopes are pretty much nonexistent for this outcome. All signs point to him continuously fucking up and intentionally publicizing it forever.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I'm still hoping to wake up and realize it was all a bad dream.

 

[FightenGnome]

I'm going to risk some negative reddit points and take the a-log position. I think Chris should be jailed until he's old enough for a pension and then put in a elderly care home. The Chris-Chan Show peaked in 2010 and has just been going downhill ever since. When he was a fat, man-child, media-addicted Obama loving hillbilly, he was fun to watch. There was something pure about his zaniness that made you want to know and see more. The trolls who messed with him, created a surrealist blend of real life and fantasy that couldn't truly be done to anyone, anywhere at any other time without it involving millions of dollars. The bizarre social experiment that was Classic Chris being compared to the Truman Show is so accurate that it deserves a piece in psychology and sociology textbooks as it can be approached from many different angles.

However, this Tomgirl to Prison decade and a bit put an end to all that. He turned into a hopeless circus freak, encouraged by political ideologues and bombarded with perhaps the absolute worst trolls the internet could spawn, into a being that believes his some star child tranny goddess that everyone secretly wants to have sex with. Sonichu, once a story of innocence lost to lust and wrath, became nothing more than forced LGBTQ shit, troll inserts and a dumb book about his MLP OC. The trolls, who used to be interested in putting on plays for Chris to act in, now seemed interested in making him obsess over their cringe and unfunny schemes and hurt him whether financially, psychologically or physically.

The story went from one man totally isolated by society interacting with the world as if it was a cartoon, to one about society itself being so full of degenerate mutants who want to utterly destroy a man who has the tiniest sliver of fame for their own personal, petty and pathetic reasons just so they can feel like less of a loser than they actually are.

It's as if the woman at the end of the Truman show made Truman leave just so she could exploit his fame and money and then divorce him to leave him penniless on the streets. Chris being locked away would not only maintain what fond and interesting memories and perspectives are still left but will protect both himself and society from the mutual interaction. If the first decade of the 21st century proved that Chris-Chan wasn't fit for society, the second decade proved that society wasn't fit for Chris-Chan. I don't even want to think what kind of a monster a third decade would produce.

 

[blackboots]

Or will it? Honestly I’m still kinda new to this but from everything I’ve seen it wouldn’t even be too out of the ordinary for him, when confronted with Barbs death, to just shrug it off as long as it doesn’t make his current life situation any worse for him. Or maybe he just convinces himself she’ll be back as a result of one of the dimensional merges.

Let's all be glad he got arrested before digging up her corpse, shrinking her head, and trying to wear the skin of women who reminded him of her. https://archive.is/sjZ2U

Seriously wouldn't surprise me if Chris makes himself a little "Barbie-chan" doll that he carries around with him. "What do you mean? Barbie-chan is always with me! "

TBF I thought maybe I was wrong about my Ed Gein vibes before the incest news broke. I wish I had been.

Edit because I keep fucking up my link whatever have it raw.

 

[Jack Awful]

Psych ward with HARD meds force fed to him that either make him more rational and grounded or at least sedated enough to keep him from harming anyone else.

That or real prison because him in with hardened criminals would be really funny.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

but since apparently being within 5 feet of a Bible caused him to think he's the reincarnation of Jesus, I'm not sure he should be allowed around anyone else. It seems unethical to the other prisoners at the least.

I like the idea that Chris takes this philosophy in a new direction and tries to fit in amongst the prison crowd, and leaves it as some super tryhard wannabe drug lord criminal… but with his signature retardation fueling it all.

 

[Fart]

At this point, I’m just curious how the Chandler tale will end. Judging by the letter Chris wrote to Null, the chances of any sort of redemption arc are all but gone. If it does happen against all the odds, then great, but it wouldn’t surprise me if both he and Barbara were to unceremoniously pass away in the next decade.

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

I'd rather have him be sent to a mental facility. There he can at least have a chance at realizing this world he's been living in for the past 39 years isn't how normal people live. Guys so fucking loony toons that it's ridiculous.

 

[AmbiTron]

I'm hoping he chimps out hard as fuck in a public court hearing. Or gets raped in prison and then tells us about how awful it was even though it was obviously foreseen.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

I want Chris institutionalised and held there until his death. Plain and simple. Cows come and go, I'm 200% sure we'll have another Chrischu in 2-3 years. I won't miss him.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Harem ending where he gets sent to a female prison

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

How about a pharaonic marriage between Chris and his mom, solidifying and securing the retard console goddess dimensional merge priestess dynasty for all time?

 

[Solid Snek]

I hope the Merge kicks in just before the sentence is read. The judge and all the prison guards get replaced with stern-faced Sonichus, who free Chris and let him return, triumphant, to his mother-wife.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Echoing @Dang Spooky Troons, lifetime in the institution, with no visitors and a limited area for him per Virginia law.
It's not uncommon for adults to spend long periods of time in institutions/transferred to group homes. Bonuses for him include adult coloring pages/plenty of Crayola markers/cartoons in Common Rooms/mandatory periodic isolation in room. He can also gain weight with all the foods/snacks.

 

[Gregory House M.D]

Institutionalized, permanently, and chemical castration.

Chris needs to be kept away from the general populace, so locking him in a mental facility with lots of toys and markers and paper makes sense. No internet access, and limited visitors. He can have his little merge or whatever in his padded cell.

 

[Positron]

Just keep him long enough in the slammer to cancel his tugboat (1 year?), and then let him run free in the streets.