Which outcome are you hoping for, or would be happy to see?

[Holiday Special]

I hope they let him out so he can come back and entertain us.

How do you accept his usual antics now? He fucked his mom. Thats top level fucked up shit. Can we really go back to him threatening Hasbro about MLP?

 

[Iranian Jew]

How do you accept his usual antics now? He fucked his mom. That's top level fucked up shit. Can we really go back to him threatening Hasbro about MLP?

This is Chris we're talking about, just when you think it can't get any worse, it does.

 

[Sasha]

I hope Chris is released from prison and proceeds to brutally sodomize every member of this forum.

Our hurt rectum in the form of a bent duck will be like a gang tattoo. I like this a lot.

 

[Ancient]

Permanent residence in the loony bin. It would cost the tax payers less than his tug boat and he would be at less risk to the public or himself.

This is by far the most likely outcome.

Chris Chan's lawyer says "mental health issues" contributed to incest charge

He said Chan's mental health issues led to "misguided attention seeking" and "provocative engagement with others."

www.newsweek.com

They are going to play up the "He is mentally ill and that's why he did it" angle, and then if the outcome is any more than a slap on the wrist, the schizo rights activists and journos will all screech that it's LITERALLY A HOLOCAUST AGAINST SCHIZOS OMG!

Being literally demonstrably mentally defective is seen as a praiseworthy thing in this sick society. Just watch.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

and then if the outcome is any more than a slap on the wrist

Yeah, they will just let now mentally ill rapist walk free. In that case Chris will end up in mental ward for criminals which is actually worse than prison, since it's basically prison where everyone is crazy and you are medicated 24/7.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

I'd like the outcome where ADF visits Chris-Chan in prison, make amends, realise they were never rivals, but instead two sides of the same autistic coin which means they fall in love and have frequent conjugal visits.

 

[A Flying Nun]

The judge determine Bella was actually the true mastermind behind it all, convicts her, and simultaneously, because Chris was largely swayed and coerced into a crime that he had hazy understandings of due to already having had creepy interactions with Barb in the past when she wasn't a zombie, agrees to release Chris free of charges on one condition.

That same judge happens to be a big fan of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, so the one condition is a reunion tour through the USA, including a new album release.

I can dream.

 

[TV's Adam West]

The merge happens, and Chris sits waiting, biding his time. When the inevitable verdict of guilty happens, Chris stands up and screams at the judge. "You damn trolling bastard!"

The judge calls for the police to remove him. Chris tells him to not call anyone and zaps him to the extreme. In reality, Chris is tackled to the ground by the bailiff?b and Chris spends a few extra years for contempt of court.

 

[WaveBreak]

ILJ locked up
chris locked up for 2-3 years so he becomes more adult
barb getting diagnosed with 100% dementia, she doesn't remember anything and she passes away before chris returns to the world, more realistic than ever before
Chris actually gets a job, inspired by the work he did in prison

 

[MrTroll]

I just want Barb to get all the love and attention that she deserves from her True and Honest daughter.

 

[SlipNHonk]

Chris actually gets a job, inspired by the work he did in prison

Be honest, who in the hell would hire Chris.

 

[Ancient]

Yeah, they will just let now mentally ill rapist walk free. In that case Chris will end up in mental ward for criminals which is actually worse than prison, since it's basically prison where everyone is crazy and you are medicated 24/7.

Of course it's not like the movies, he doesn't just "walk," but he'd go to a cushy mental health facility and eat tendies and play video games, until they put him through enough lame group therapy sessions that they deemed him safe enough to step down to a day program. At that point his manchild nature would kick in and he'd start missing appointments as he has never had to keep a schedule in his life. It'd become a nagging revolving door issue, and as I understand it depending on his state procedures they'll probably resolve it by sending people to go pick him up to take him to his program and make sure he goes.

I expect this to start as a big fiasco but end up as more of a chore thing rapidly.

The potential humor comes from likely friction between him and the staff assigned to go pick him up, and also the odds he will go to some sketchy halfway house living arrangement full of other weirdos. Ultimately we all know he's going back home to his rat nest of a home as soon as he can, which is probably going to be a function of whether or not barb goes to some care center or not.

I predict that after initial fireworks this will be surprisingly boring unless he gets in an actual fight with other patients or staff.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if jail at least ends the "Dimensional Merge" crap by "starving" it: Chris sees nothing happening towards "da merge", and there's no more "enablers" around to reinforce the delusion that "da merge is on"?

 

[KungPowChimkum]

For Chris:
Dude should be medicated and have his internet taken away. I´m sorry, kiwis. I know Chris is the proto-lolcow but he's way too fucked already. If things keep going the way they are, we will see a sadder ending than what we are seeing right now.

For Bella and Co.
jail, but people here doubt that a lot. A more optimistic thing would be to get expelled from TTU but that´s even slimmer considering that TTU is breeding grounds for dumbasses (lookup Covid Girl TTU on google). Maybe Louis and Allen might get hit because they're minorities, so fuck em.

I just wish Chris to stay away from the internet and get proper medication. His delusions are getting way out of control and he needs help.

 

[LeDarkMemer]

I hope they let him out so he can come back and entertain us.

Chris hasn’t really entertained anyone since 2010

 

[Ophelia]

Wood chipper. Someone needs a wood chipper.

Or a home for spergs with medication.

 

[GranAutismo]

For Chris:
Dude should be medicated and have his internet taken away.

If only Bob actually cut the internet down maybe Chris wouldn’t be as fucked as he is now.

 

[Derek Chauvin]

I'm hoping Chris is locked away permanently with no access to the outside world...that way he can't commit more atrocities.

 

[The Other Chandler]

He gets committed or put in protective custody with treatment. He gets the discipline and treatment he needs and can write and draw. We won't get content out of it, but it would be the best possible epilogue to Christory.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Chris will be charged with elder abuse and rape. He won't be crazy enough to qualify for an insanity defense. will accept a plea bargain to take off the rape charge. He'll spend a year or two in jail (counting time served) and when he's turned loose, the system will make a cursory effort to set him up with Section 8 housing, outpatient psychiatric treatment and food stamps. He will be on the sex offenders list and will be barred from the internet. Chris will be taken care of, but he will fervently believe that he deserves better. Chris being Chris, he will stop seeing the shrink, go to the public library to use their internet, and will try to go back to the way he was before- e-begging for money and fame. He will get slapped down hard and probably exploited again, and within six months, he will have mess on his hands... He will be facing violation of his probation, no money to pay his share of Section 8 and no way to appeal for donations on the internet. That will begin the homeless saga. He will refuse to leave Virginia but he will be banned from every retail store and public place. Weens will seek him out and give him a few bucks for a photo with him. He won't survive that way long.