Which pasta shape should I use for a romantic dinner?

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Farfalle (bow tie shaped).
It will remind you of a tuxedo, and holds up to most sauces.

Knowing how you plan to dress it would be helpful :)

Edit: I think the best advice would be to buy the "best" pasta you have access to. Not necessarily the refrigerated stuff at the deli section (US), but step up to De Cecco, or a similar brand that is bronze cut.
That style leaves a slightly rougher surface that holds onto sauce better.
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dick shaped pasta, you fucking faggot
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Penne.

I think anything is fine, if it matches the sauce, but you probably want to avoid spaghetti/linguini if you're dressing up fancy.
 
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>all these niggas forgetting about the official heart shaped pasta
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Fun fact you can turn them upside-down to make them a ballsack in case they need more loving.
 
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Farfalle (bow tie shaped).
It will remind you of a tuxedo, and holds up to most sauces.

Knowing how you plan to dress it would be helpful :)

Edit: I think the best advice would be to buy the "best" pasta you have access to. Not necessarily the refrigerated stuff at the deli section (US), but step up to De Cecco, or a similar brand that is bronze cut.
That style leaves a slightly rougher surface that holds onto sauce better.
 
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Sock Cucker said:
Farfalle (bow tie shaped).
It will remind you of a tuxedo, and holds up to most sauces.

Knowing how you plan to dress it would be helpful :)

Edit: I think the best advice would be to buy the "best" pasta you have access to. Not necessarily the refrigerated stuff at the deli section (US), but step up to De Cecco, or a similar brand that is bronze cut.
That style leaves a slightly rougher surface that holds onto sauce better.
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We found a recipe for farfalle with smoked salmon and a vodka cream sauce. Now all we need to do is figure out which brand at the store is bronze cut.

This weekend's dinner is going to be delicious.

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dick shaped pasta, you fucking faggot
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This will be next weekend's romantic pasta dinner. Penis shapes sound like they'd hold a cream sauce well.
 
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