Which penis is harder? Sparkletor or SentientCloud?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

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[gorgoroth7134]

My guess: SentientCloud's, but Sparkletor's is bigger.

 

[SentinentCloud]

My guess: SentientCloud's, but Sparkletor's is bigger.

its not the lenght its the thickness that is the true power

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Neither of them have functioning penises and you know it. You're basically asking who can stand up faster, the kid with no legs or the kid with polio.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

You're implying they even have penises? Their penises probably decided to fall off to save itself from being attached to them.