Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

[SITHRAK!]

Why dislike a song when you can loathe an entire genre?

For me, it's a genre I like to call 'whiny bitch covers'.
Take a decent song, normally in a minor key, then have a woman doing weak, whiny, 'breathy' vocals because 'it's more artistic that way'.
Bonus points for having it massively soulless and overproduced, or accompanied by just a piano (seriously- it's NEVER an accordion).
Now don't get me wrong, I also despise the melochromatic caterwauling of the baptist choir influenced 'R&B' singers these days, but at least they do their own stuff (mostly).

Here are some examples:

Awesome original: 'Wonderful Life' by Black-

Whiny bitch covers:
Katie Melua-

Clare Sunrise-

Awesome original: 'Reckless' by Australian Crawl. You may have heard this at the start of the 'Death Note' live-action movie on Netflix.

Whiny bitch covers:
The cringe is real-

Jesus, please make it fucking stop:

Awesome original: 'Wicked Game' by Chris Isaak-

Whiny bitch covers:
Marie Digby-

Daisy Gray (bonus points for narcissistic film clip)-

So, um, yeah. You get the picture. Lots more examples but we have a limit of media inserts hereabouts.
This dislike extends to the entirety of this vocal style but scores extra hate points for ruining other people's perfectly good music.
Thanks for reading my music blog.

Wintersun said:
Honestly, anything by U2. It's a godawful progrock band and I'm sick of hearing them.

I remember a minor shitstorm when they did an album named ‘Songs of Innocence’ (featuring two half-naked twink fags in a loving embrace on the cover) then frontloaded it onto every itunes account for free.
They we’re mystified that people were pissed off about this, after all, free album, yeah? But it proved almost impossible to delete and left zero mark on the music industry. Many consider forcing a free album onto people and not giving them the chance to decline or delete it to be the high watermark for out+of-touch has-been rockers.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Not my most hated songs, but I've always found the majority of comedy songs really cringey, try-hard, and all round gay. Like those old Jon LaJoie videos I can't remember any names. Or Jizz In My Pants by Andy Samberg. Its always people showing it to you like omg wait for it its so funny. College kids thinking its hilarious wanting to show every person they meet, when really stuff like that stopped being funny in high school

I know exactly what you're talking about: popular viral videos that seem forced, and my lame normie friends awkwardly try to show me and gauge my reaction, much to my boredom and dismay.

 

[Valstrax]

I hate this song so fucking much. The snap beat makes me want to snap my own goddamn neck. The chorus is repeated so many fucking times and every time they say "it'll be" I want to pour acid down my ears. I rather listen to screaming pigs going through a woodchipper than listen to this shit.

Florida Georgia Line is the bane of my- no. Our fucking existence.

 

[Grub]

C.W. McCall - Convoy

C.W. McCall - Convoy

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Cardi B - WAP feat. Megan Thee Stallion [Official Audio]

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Los Del Rio - Macarena (Bayside Boys Remix)

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Hampton the Hamster "The Hamsterdance Song"

Hampton the Hamster"The Hamsterdance Song"

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[Pissmaster]

I remember a minor shitstorm when they did an album named ‘Songs of Innocence’ (featuring two half-naked twink fags in a loving embrace on the cover) then frontloaded it onto every itunes account for free.
They we’re mystified that people were pissed off about this, after all, free album, yeah? But it proved almost impossible to delete and left zero mark on the music industry. Many consider forcing a free album onto people and not giving them the chance to decline or delete it to be the high watermark for out+of-touch has-been rockers.

IIRC they had to release a special tool that would let you remove the album from your library, it was that bad. I went to go check that and make sure I remembered correctly, but the Wikipedia article on that album reveals some of the most douchiest out-of-touch hilarity I've seen in a while:

I, too, wouldn't believe in free music if Apple paid me millions for one album.

These faggots deserve the Spotify future of music distribution.

So he downplayed the hell out of it, refused to give a sweeping apology, and claimed it as one of U2's proudest moments.

There's more to laugh at in the article, but I'll leave it at that. What a trashfire.

 

[Regenbogen]

Literally anything by Abba ever made to be honest, especially the winner takes it all. The entire vibe of that is just something I cannot describe, and I cry every night that I am not good at drawing because I would draw the exact vibe it gives me if I could. It's such pathos.

 

[Slobber Mutt]

None of you mentioned this? Seriously?

Everything about this auditory holocaust should be wiped from records

 

[Little Duck]

Many years ago I listened the Summer Nights by John Travolta and Olivia Newton just once. I immediately hated it and I still hate it.

 

[Little Duck]

I shake my head at songs that sample an already famous song just for the sake of, "'Member dis?! Well we'll pretend like WE made it!"

Pitbull:
"Feel this Moment" sampling "Take on Me"
"Ocean to Ocean" sampling "Africa"

Flo Rida:
"Sugar" sampling "I'm Blue"
"Right Round" sampling "You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record)"

DJ Khaled:
"Wild Thoughts" sampling "Maria, Maria"
Edit: Shit, I don't care to look up the name of it, but there's also some song he made that stole the beat to "Ms. Jackson".

There are a lot more, but these are the ones that immediately come to mind.

Or "On the Floor" by Jenifer Lopez sampling "Lambada". I really hate this trend. If you're so lazy to come up with something new and nice, give up music already and stop stealing better songs to make your trash.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

LoOoOoVe.... LoOoOvE WiLl TeAr uS ApArT.... AgAiN.....

 

[HeilDave]

No my local classic pop/rock station, I do not want want to listen to a minute and a half of Elton John screeching "BENNY, BBB-BENNY, BEENY AND THE JEEEEETS."
Why you insist on playing that garbage multiple times a day is beyond me.
I'll take my MOTI ratings now, thank you.

I only know this version, probably for the best?

 

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All of these songs are really cringey. Discovered from a friend. Links to particular artist

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

None of you mentioned this? Seriously?

Everything about this auditory holocaust should be wiped from records

Yeah, it was just on the first fucking page of this thread.

Tones and I - Dance Monkey. Holy fuck, I have never hated a song as much as I have this one. It's childish, stupid, soulless, obnoxious, it's the Grubhub advert in music form. And what's worse is that it was everywhere in 2019. If you worked in retail, God help you. Hell, if you had to sit in a public place that played music, God help you. The voice is like nails on a chalkboard, the instrumentation is barren and empty, there's absolutely nothing about this song that's likeable. I actively wish misfortune on the person who made this song and would derive immense personal satisfaction from the knowledge they are miserable.

 

[ManShrike]

This is the worst fucking garbage to ever toutch my ear holes and the """artist""" that made this should be shot in minecraft in real life.

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[Grub]

You shut your whore mouth.

No. That song sucks so fucking hard. It's annoying as all fuck and it came on the radio constantly for a while. It's just the fucking melody the rooster whistles in that Disney Robin hood sped up with some shitty techno beat.

 

[Beautiful Border]

No. That song sucks so fucking hard. It's annoying as all fuck and it came on the radio constantly for a while. It's just the fucking melody the rooster whistles in that Disney Robin hood sped up with some shitty techno beat.

It's a stupid song, sure, but it's at least harmless stupidity. The existence of pornographic garbage like WAP and Anaconda actively makes society worse.

Also, Dragostea din tei unironically slaps and I'm frankly appalled you included it in a list of bad songs

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Schmaltzy songs that sound really creepy if you listen to the lyrics. I'd take Blurred Lines any day over something like Butterfly Kisses or Living Doll. Everyone's granny seems to love them for some reason.

 

[Billy Beer]

Any pop song on the radio, or any song that is claimed as a "MASSIVE CHOON" only for it to be played non-stop on the radio for weeks, then never heard of again. An example would be Demi Lefattos song about working or fucking or whatever the fuck she is on about.

Chuck in there popular/song-of-the-day cult songs. Not sure how to catagorise them. Basically any song that is talked about as the second coming of the beetles, people (marketing) fawns over it like it is amazing, only for it to be instantly forgettable when the next 'fad' song comes along. Rage against the machine and their shitty christmas number 1 attempt is an example.

Bonus : St Anger. Da fuq were you thinking?

Edit: Any metal that is loud noises and screaming for no reason other than ARGHH METAL!!! Pantera did it right, anger and screamy to match the anger of the music. Noise for the sake of noise because it's noise n shit comes second only to the fans of it. Here's an example:

Converge - Concubine (live at New England Metal & Hardcore Festival 2003)

Taken from "The New England Metal And Hardcore Festival 2003" DVD by Trustkill Records (2004)

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[Grub]

It's a stupid song, sure, but it's at least harmless stupidity. The existence of pornographic garbage like WAP and Anaconda actively makes society worse.

Also, Dragostea din tei unironically slaps and I'm frankly appalled you included it in a list of bad songs

I agree about the WAP shit. That's why it's on my list first. But, that hamster song. It was constant and it drove me nuts.