"So, one time on the ward, the nurses all wanted us to come out of our rooms and engage with each other. They made up a 'Guess the Theme Song' game where one nurse brought in this soundtrack of popular TV theme songs from the 50's on, and we all had to guess the name of the song and show it came from. Winner got like an entire bag of individually wrapped hard candy, or sommach. (This is considered gold on the ward, and he with the most candy has the most friends.) I'm doing really poorly, because we didn't watch much TV in my house. Then the MASH theme comes on. I blurt out 'Suicide is Painless!' The whole room went silent, and then all the other loonies started laughing. Nurse sent us back to our rooms, and everyone got five pieces of candy for participating."