Which style of pizza is the most superior?

[Unarmed Gunman]

The only two I have a problem with is the Detroit and that's because they put fucking Jalapeno peppers on it. I'm not a fucking beaner and I don't want Jalapeno peppers on my pizza.

Detroit style just refers to the shape (square deep dish), the ingredients are up to you. Some of these "styles" seem to be ingredient specific though, like whatever the fuck California style purports to be.

 

[Night Crawler]

I will just come out and say it.

If you put pineapple on pizza you are a faggot.

 

[Evil Ash]

The New York pizza pictured in the OP is so bland that Gordon Ramsey would fall asleep after one bite.

A long time ago, I visited a joint called Sbarro (I think that was the name) that had the most delicious pizza. It was multiple layers, filled to the brink with every kind of meat imaginable: pepperoni, bacon, sausages, meatballs, and other meat I have never seen before (maybe even long pig).

I have never seen this pizza again, even when I would visit Sbarro again.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I will just come out and say it.

If you put pineapple on pizza you are a faggot.

I've never understood the autism over pineapple. I get why a lot of people don't like it, but it's mildly offensive at worst assuming you pair it the right toppings.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Columbus style.

 

[Night Crawler]

Columbus style.
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There's nothing like pepperoni burps.

 

[Ghostse]

Detroit style is superior. If you don't like a thick crust, the fuck you doing eating pizza - go to a place that makes a decent crust. Plus the toppings/cheese/sauce go to the edge so you don't have this rind of bland bread. California pizza has a thin crust because california's baked goods suck.

Chicago deep-dish the issue is your place has to have good crust, good sauce, good toppings, and a good oven or its shit. Its not my favorite because I don't like the directly-baked sauce.

New York is a good party pizza, where you've got shit to do and places to be. Its also the hardest for a place to fuck up.

I've never understood the autism over pineapple. I get why a lot of people don't like it, but it's mildly offensive at worst assuming you pair it the right toppings.

Yeah, you pair it correctly and its good. I'll agree if you're getting a just pineapple pizza there's something wrong with you.
Also you need make sure the pineapple goes in for the bake, on top of the cheese/other toppings and isn't just put on after or buried under the ham.

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Khachapuri (Georgian), and it's not even close

The Georgian breadgina is pretty great, ngl

 

[Trombonista]

All of them are good. I love pizza.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Turkish pide