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Which of the following and its consequences has been the most disastrous for the human race: the ballpoint pen, the automatic transmission, or the smartphone? Why?
Argument for the ballpoint pen: It completely killed cursive script and the intelligence that came along with it.
The ballpoint pen serves two important purposes. It is cheap, and it works. It excels in these two categories due to the simplicity of the ballpoint pen's design: ball inside a tight socket that rotates in all directions and, thus, transfers ink from above the ball onto the canvas below it. When this ball is not rotating, it operates as an effective cap preventing ink from leaking. It works outside the safe environment of an office, such as a plane in a warzone flying at altitudes in which traditional fountain pens would leak and fail.
However, the ballpoint pen is a terrible tool when effortless, legible, penmanship is desired. The operation of the ball in socket is incompatible with the traditional light pressure commonly utilized with quills and ink as well as fountain pens. The ball can only effectively transfer ink to paper when applying a relatively increased amount of pressure to the pen; any attempts with lesser amounts of force result in effectively writing with an empty pen that transfers no ink to paper. As a result, the ideal amount of force to write with ballpoint pens is not equivocal to the ideal amount of force to write in cursive script. As a result, as the ballpoint pen was adopted more and more, the general population has written in cursive script less and less. But what is the significance of cursive handwriting?
Well, overall health. More specifically, hand-eye coordination and motor skills. Ever wondered why the majority of Zoomers are broccoli-headed tranny gay faggots? Ever wondered why the majority of Zoomers do not know cursive handwriting? Ever wondered if there is any connection between cursive handwriting's impending extinction and the widespread decrease in intelligence? The missing link here is the ballpoint pen.
Argument for the automatic transmission: It reduced the skill demanded of vehicle operation significantly such that you may now share the road with women and minorities.
Ever wondered why the majority of drivers in the United States are always either flooring it or slamming the brakes? Ever wondered why the majority of drivers in the United States eat, drink, text, or smoke while driving? Now ponder what transmission type the majority of drivers in the United States operate. Hint #1: It's not the transmission type that requires continuous focus on throttle input, vehicle speed, and all four limbs for effective use. Hint #2: It's not the manual transmission.
As the years have gone, the American auto industry has witnessed a diminishing market presence of the manual transmission; for example, the most recent iteration of the Chevrolet Corvette came without a manual transmission option. Though modern manual transmissions are inevitably coupled with "nanny technologies" that allow for easier operation (Auto Rev Match Assist), the most nannied manual transmission still demands an increased focus on overall vehicle operation.
By contrast, the automatic is deceitfully simple. There are two pedals: One goes, the other stops. If you want to go faster, press the go pedal harder. If you want to stop quicker, press the stop pedal faster. Congratulations, you just learned how to move a 2,000 - 4,000 pound object as fast as 60 miles per hour within 6-10 seconds within two seconds. So long as you are able to pass a state-administered driving exam, you are now ready to take your masterful skills out onto the road where you endanger countless lives with your overinflated confidence in your abilities. With an automatic transmission in hand, you are now ready to show the world just how reckless you can be.
Argument for the smartphone: It gave the Internet to those that did not deserve it.
You are probably going to select this one, so I will not present my own argument for it.
tl;dr: Choose which of the following was the worst for society: the ballpoint pen, the automatic transmission, or the smartphone.
Argument for the ballpoint pen: It completely killed cursive script and the intelligence that came along with it.
The ballpoint pen serves two important purposes. It is cheap, and it works. It excels in these two categories due to the simplicity of the ballpoint pen's design: ball inside a tight socket that rotates in all directions and, thus, transfers ink from above the ball onto the canvas below it. When this ball is not rotating, it operates as an effective cap preventing ink from leaking. It works outside the safe environment of an office, such as a plane in a warzone flying at altitudes in which traditional fountain pens would leak and fail.
However, the ballpoint pen is a terrible tool when effortless, legible, penmanship is desired. The operation of the ball in socket is incompatible with the traditional light pressure commonly utilized with quills and ink as well as fountain pens. The ball can only effectively transfer ink to paper when applying a relatively increased amount of pressure to the pen; any attempts with lesser amounts of force result in effectively writing with an empty pen that transfers no ink to paper. As a result, the ideal amount of force to write with ballpoint pens is not equivocal to the ideal amount of force to write in cursive script. As a result, as the ballpoint pen was adopted more and more, the general population has written in cursive script less and less. But what is the significance of cursive handwriting?
Well, overall health. More specifically, hand-eye coordination and motor skills. Ever wondered why the majority of Zoomers are broccoli-headed tranny gay faggots? Ever wondered why the majority of Zoomers do not know cursive handwriting? Ever wondered if there is any connection between cursive handwriting's impending extinction and the widespread decrease in intelligence? The missing link here is the ballpoint pen.
Argument for the automatic transmission: It reduced the skill demanded of vehicle operation significantly such that you may now share the road with women and minorities.
Ever wondered why the majority of drivers in the United States are always either flooring it or slamming the brakes? Ever wondered why the majority of drivers in the United States eat, drink, text, or smoke while driving? Now ponder what transmission type the majority of drivers in the United States operate. Hint #1: It's not the transmission type that requires continuous focus on throttle input, vehicle speed, and all four limbs for effective use. Hint #2: It's not the manual transmission.
As the years have gone, the American auto industry has witnessed a diminishing market presence of the manual transmission; for example, the most recent iteration of the Chevrolet Corvette came without a manual transmission option. Though modern manual transmissions are inevitably coupled with "nanny technologies" that allow for easier operation (Auto Rev Match Assist), the most nannied manual transmission still demands an increased focus on overall vehicle operation.
By contrast, the automatic is deceitfully simple. There are two pedals: One goes, the other stops. If you want to go faster, press the go pedal harder. If you want to stop quicker, press the stop pedal faster. Congratulations, you just learned how to move a 2,000 - 4,000 pound object as fast as 60 miles per hour within 6-10 seconds within two seconds. So long as you are able to pass a state-administered driving exam, you are now ready to take your masterful skills out onto the road where you endanger countless lives with your overinflated confidence in your abilities. With an automatic transmission in hand, you are now ready to show the world just how reckless you can be.
Argument for the smartphone: It gave the Internet to those that did not deserve it.
You are probably going to select this one, so I will not present my own argument for it.
tl;dr: Choose which of the following was the worst for society: the ballpoint pen, the automatic transmission, or the smartphone.