The fag version
Poles - larger dicks, few are woke, and if you cook better than his mom he's staying put 10/10
Belgians - toxic brew of terrorists and smug people. They could be flat broke but still criticize you for not owning a Mercedes 3/10
Irish - will fuck anything that says yes. Some will steal your credit cards. 2/10 or 10/10
Germans - the gay ones are just dirty, dirty people. Avoid. 0/10
Portugal - if you want hotter men, you will have to trade down in height. The cute ones are all short. Some of them are only gay because the women there wear 15lbs of makeup all day every day so clownphobia and what not. 5/10
Spain - avoid. This is a whole country of lolcows. Imagine a country where everyone has the same waking hours as a weeb and console gamer. 0/10
Italy - the men live with their moms until they're 40-45. It's better pickings for straights but not so much for the fags 4/10
Greece - the best yet often overlooked option. More better looking dudes, far less wokeness because their neighbors are slavs and crazy Turks, and they're poor. Don't let one borrow your car, they dont know how to drive. I hope you like eating lamb and goat for dinner. Many of them are chain smokers. 8/10