This month's whisky budget was a bit tighter, so I went cheap.
Teacher's Highland Cream, a full liter bottle.
Unexpectedly decent. Smells like a young blend and tastes like a bland blend. The slightest hint of smoke, toffee and cereal sweetness, ripe red apples. Very smooth with no alcoholic burn and a
very short finish of more apples and honey. I don't think it's much worse than Chivas Regal 12 for half the cost.
The Ileach Cask Strength "Islay Single Malt" from an undisclosed distillery, botled by Vintage Malt Whisky Company.
It's got a healthy colour, but sadly, it's been "enhanced".
The nose is bitter, green, organic. Burnt rubber and actual, organic peat. A whiff of iodine, a pinch of cinnamon, maybe, and salt lightly sprinkeld on top.
Oily and viscous, a brief sweetness turns into medicinal notes. It is peated, but rather than smoke, it is raw and organic. Oil and tar.
The finish continues with iodine and sour apples, not a great combination.
I do recommend a bit of water. Opening it up introduces fruity elements - apples and plum - and improves the sweetness without diminishing the peat, creating a good balance.
As for the mystery distillery, the gentlemen of
Single Malt Review speculate it's either Lagavulin or Caol Ila. Horst "Oh God switch the fucking mike off when you're swirling the whisky in your mouth" Lüning leans on the latter.