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Vulva Gape

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Chet Hanx has attracted a wide array of criticism and sheer bafflement after debuting the music video for his new track, ‘White Boy Summer’.

The bizarre clip sees Chet, the son of universally beloved actor Tom Hanks, prove that he’s a long way off from securing the same levels of adoration as his dad.

Despite previously attracting criticism for his use of Jamaican patois, he dons the accent once more as he raps: “Bad gyal, white don dada/ rude boy, it’s a white boy summer.”

Elsewhere, he wraps himself in a Jamaican flag for no reason whatsoever, and proceeds to pour litres of champagne onto a selection of models who, later, proceed to bounce Chet’s head off their bottoms.

Reacting on Twitter, one user wrote: “I am absolutely astounded by the fact that Tom Hanks created Chet Hanx.”

Another commented: “America is pretty divided but we can all agree we need an immediate law banning Chet Hanx from making any more ‘music’ videos.”

Hanx’s latest venture comes after he previously promised a “white boy summer” in a bizarre video shared to Instagram.

“Hey guys, I just wanted to tap in really quick,” he began. “I just got this feeling that this summer is about to be a white boy summer. You know, take it how you want.”

He subsequently clarified he wasn’t “talking about Trump, you know, NASCAR-type white,” but rather people like, “Me,” and “Jack Harlow-type white boys”.

Last year Chet became embroiled in a feud with Tekashi 6ix9ine.

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Apparently (((YOU)))Tube deleted it. Fags

 
It's very interesting how the son of Greek Citizen Tom Hanks turned out, I'd almost suspect either absence or neglect due to Greek Citizen Tom Hanks' interest in voice acting for children's films taking most of his attention.
 
[Intro]
Yeah
I swear to God man, the minute you get a bag these bitches wanna take it from ya (take it from ya!)
Fuck it, turn it up, the beat in my headphones
Just a little bit yeah, just a little bit yeah
Fuck it, white boy summer

[Verse]
I met a bad little shawty at a party dance
Gettin' to the bag like it was her only chance
Rich bitch, known rollin' up them bands
Said "fuck it," then she went and made an OnlyFans
Hot boy, white boy summer
Got your favorite Instagram bitch DMing her number
Hit the strip club, I'm like thunder
She let me beat it, I'm the white boy wonder
Uh, bad gyal, white don dada
Rude boy, it's a white boy summer
Bad gyal, white don dada
Rude boy, it's a white boy summer
Buss it down, Thotianas all out by the cabana
Rollin' marijuana and they all from Guyana
Yeah, Russian girl named Svetlana
Another from the islands, yeah she look just like Rihanna
Yeah, white girls love Madonna
Girls wanna have fun, you can do it if you wanna
Shoutout to my LA chicks on some LA shit
Eatin' sushi at Katana on the sunset strip
You know your boy got nice, 'cause I'm the one with the drip
West side won't slip
When I come through, bullseye, won't miss
Always hitting my target
Made a strip off whip
I don't do chases, I just wanna hit
I got blue faces in my money clip
Best believe and that shit's all from TV
I ain't even a crip but they wanna see
C-H-E-T, yeah bitch that's me
Put respect on my name next time you see me
At this level of fame, I'm just working my way
Up the motherfuckin' ladder, bitch it's all in a day
Yeah, forty racks off merch
First date, bitch you might go berserk
Yeah I might make her squirt
Let me see you make it twerk

[Outro]
Yeah we got it boys, just gotta get the outro
Boom we got it
Actually fuck it, we got it
White boy summer yeah
Ahhhhhh
Sucker duckin' and dummy dodgin' all day
Real 16, that's on P
I'm out
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This gonna be a wild summer for my vaxxed bros.
 
Youtube has tons of daggering videos that aren't age restricted. This video isn't any worse than those.
 
I thought 'white boy summer' was a random shitpost meme until someone actually linked me the video. I cringed hard enough to fracture my jaw bone.

Nothing good has ever come out of anyone named "Chet"
 
Vulva Gape said:

Chet Hanx has attracted a wide array of criticism and sheer bafflement after debuting the music video for his new track, ‘White Boy Summer’.

The bizarre clip sees Chet, the son of universally beloved actor Tom Hanks, prove that he’s a long way off from securing the same levels of adoration as his dad.

Despite previously attracting criticism for his use of Jamaican patois, he dons the accent once more as he raps: “Bad gyal, white don dada/ rude boy, it’s a white boy summer.”

Elsewhere, he wraps himself in a Jamaican flag for no reason whatsoever, and proceeds to pour litres of champagne onto a selection of models who, later, proceed to bounce Chet’s head off their bottoms.

Reacting on Twitter, one user wrote: “I am absolutely astounded by the fact that Tom Hanks created Chet Hanx.”

Another commented: “America is pretty divided but we can all agree we need an immediate law banning Chet Hanx from making any more ‘music’ videos.”

Hanx’s latest venture comes after he previously promised a “white boy summer” in a bizarre video shared to Instagram.

“Hey guys, I just wanted to tap in really quick,” he began. “I just got this feeling that this summer is about to be a white boy summer. You know, take it how you want.”

He subsequently clarified he wasn’t “talking about Trump, you know, NASCAR-type white,” but rather people like, “Me,” and “Jack Harlow-type white boys”.

Last year Chet became embroiled in a feud with Tekashi 6ix9ine.

Twitter Link

Apparently (((YOU)))Tube deleted it. Fags

Barstool Sports - Chet Hanx just released his sure to be smash hit “White Boy Summer”-13821572...mp4
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WhoBusTank69 said:
It's very interesting how the son of Greek Citizen Tom Hanks turned out, I'd almost suspect either absence or neglect due to Greek Citizen Tom Hanks' interest in voice acting for children's films taking most of his attention.
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It's sad, it's almost like Zeus coming down from Mount Olympus to have sex with Shaniqua from Brooklyn and Consuelita from Chicago. I've never understood it, his ex-girlfriend is ugly.
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There's so many beautiful, exotic white women, (myself included), yet for some reason, these men are obsessed with gorillas and capuchin monkeys with weaves, fake asses, and fake tits. My favorite part of that music video was when he was spraying that fat bitches ass like she stinks.
 
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Music video is back up.
According to the comments, this video has been deleted and reuploaded about three times.

It's now unlisted.
 
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