White People

[Onion Guide]

I stayed in a very fancy fellow white people house once and it had expensive curtains and a robot who cleaned the lap pool. Good view of the golf course too.

 

[mr.moon1488]

N

 

[Dyn]

O

 

[mr.moon1488]

G

 

[FallOfGrumps]

G

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

If coping and seething were olympic events whites might have a shot at getting college scholarships.

leave it to a nigger to forget that academic scholarships exist

 

[Dyn]

leave it to a nigger to forget that academic scholarships exist

Those are for Asians.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Just remember. We can destroy you with just one word.

 

[redcent]

You mean Caucasians. To be white you'd have to be albino-tier, or close to it, like some Draco Malfoy knock-off.

Everyone else is a peachy colour

 

[Dyn]

You mean Caucasians. To be white you'd have to be albino-tier, or close to it, like some Draco Malfoy knock-off.

Everyone else is a peachy colour

No I mean whites, to be Caucasian you'd need to come from the Caucasus.

 

[Josterman]

White woman are terrible high five

 

[The Last Stand]

White woman are terrible high five

You can't type.

 

[Josterman]

You can't type.

Yeah well you got me but am i right

 

[redcent]

shut up coconut

I started a list of white people weaknesses so we can fight against them easier.

- College debt
- Oxycontin
- Vaccine mandates
- Poison getting put in starbucks
- Being banned from twitter
- Sexual competition (from blacks)
- Sexual competition (from non-whites in general)
- Sexual competition (from dogs)
- Sexual competition (just, in general)
- Meth lab explosions
- Not being able to say the n-word

Nah just what triggers americans. You want caucasian weakness that should be sunlight. We're like vampires. On which case maybe you should try crosses, holy water and garlic too

But if you want white people insults, I'm thinking

-Milky bar kid
-Draco Malfoy
-snow bunny
_probably some others, it has been a long long time since I made fun of an albino-tier dude.

No I mean whites, to be Caucasian you'd need to come from the Caucasus.

…

 

[Dyn]

Nah just what triggers americans. You want caucasian weakness that should be sunlight. We're like vampires. On which case maybe you should try crosses, holy water and garlic too

Sunburn, hot peppies and Chris Hansen.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

Love u Dyn ur my favorite white person

 

[Justanotherguy]

Shitty weed? No sir, white people have some great weed.

 

[MadStan]

Yes, we are terrible.

We just weren't happy grunting and wandering aimlessly through the wilderness and opted to develop language, written language and technology, agriculture, prosperity and longevity.

Sigh. We are a pathetic race; Oh I wish for the days of playing sticks and campfires with other carbon monoxide brain dead peers running around with sticks with our shit on the end as the pinnacle of amusement.

Them were the days.

 

[Dyn]

We just weren't happy grunting and wandering aimlessly through the wilderness and opted to develop language, written language and technology, agriculture, prosperity and longevity.

Literally every other race also managed to do that but without getting cucked by golden retrievers at the end.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Literally every other race also managed to do that but without getting cucked by golden retrievers at the end.

Not written language, come on homie.