White Smoke Watch 2025

[no-exit]

Pope Leo XIV entering St. Peter's Square like:

USA USA
RAAAAHHHHH ITS NOW A MORTAL SIN TO USE THE METRIC SYSTEM

 

[Computer Guardian]

Robert Prevost is now Leo XIV

While Prevost is seen overall as a centrist, on some key social issues he's viewed as progressive. He has long embraced marginalized groups, a lot like Francis, who championed migrants and the poor.

But, also like Pope Francis, the Illinois native opposes ordaining women as deacons, for instance, so on that point he's seen as conservative on church doctrine.

Oh great, more of the same minority worship that Francis did.

just another example of Nothing. Ever. Happens.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

CHIRAQ (and Peru) MENTIONED

 

[Meat Target]

Well, this is unexpected!

Will pray for him to be a good and faithful shepherd.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

why is he brown, people on the internet keep telling me americans are white

He's ethnically Peruvian.

 

[2ndBest]

>Be American
>be Pope
>gets shot

 

[Justice Tony]

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This is the official pizza now. I don't make the rules

I'm seriously considering becoming a sede right now just because of this.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

CHIRAQI POPE

 

[Hitman One]

Father is of French/Italian descent and mother has Spanish ancestry.

>first American pope
>mutt
Poetry.

 

[NerfEverything]

I think he's more of a four

Though considering he's an American the leftism could be more woke than Franci's more traditional form focused on economic disparity and the needy in general.

Which Im not a fan of but its frankly just random speculation at this point.

 

[Meat Target]

>Be American
>be Pope
>gets shot

JPII was shot by some Turkroach.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

Moral Authority: 8 (Seen as incorruptible and mission-focused)

calling a guy from Chicago "incorruptible" lol

at least it's not the other catholic from Chicago

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

Vatican gonna get their first mcdonalds soon.

 

[Meelo]

Thanks random chinese dude from whatever century, these sure are interesting times.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I'll wait to see his acts but I am hopeful.

Nobody knew what Francis would be like when he was elected. I doubt we really know what Leo will be like until he has been given time to act. On paper, most of these guys just do whatever the Church tells them to, and he was only a Cardinal for 2 years.

 

[Purple Francis]

Vatican gonna get their first mcdonalds soon.

the McPope decrees it

 

[Gabilan]

He wasn't even in the poll, so all of us who voted were wrong

Once again the only correct choice is to not vote

 

[Nuns with guns]

So he spoke in Spanish, he spoke in Italian, but he didn't speak in English?

 

[Caligura]

We need our first Asian pope. #StopAsianHate.
We need Péter Erdő.

 

[Crex Crex]

Bless our lord McCheesus Crust.