Who are the men in black suits parked outside my house?

[Lame Entropy]

Help me solve this mystery

 

[RageCageChamp19]

Joe Bidens vaccine squad. You're getting vaccinated, it's not a question, just a fact.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Have you seen any unidentified flying objects or aliens lately?

That could be why.

 

[Looney Troons]

SIGSEGV’s friends. Invite them inside!

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Did some hobo give you a laptop?

 

[Lina Colorado]

O shit you saw me

 

[Underperforming]

Do they glow?

 

[Grand Omega]

Jehovah's Witness. The bad kind.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

This is just a promotion for the new MiB movie.

 

[Just A Butt]

How do you know they are in full suits if they are parked in the car still?

 

[.moe]

You know exactly why you sick fuck.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You should’ve done your paperwork when you came to Earth mate. They don’t joke around.

 

[Screed]

It's your funeral, you're dead.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Joe Bidens vaccine squad. You're getting vaccinated, it's not a question, just a fact.

But I already got the coof vaxx?

Have you seen any unidentified flying objects or aliens lately?

That could be why.

I did hear a weird screech yesterday.

SIGSEGV’s friends. Invite them inside!

NO

Did some hobo give you a laptop?

Do I turn it on?

How do you know they are in full suits if they are parked in the car still?

Well I guess they could be pantsless.

 

[Just A Butt]

Well I guess they could be pantsless.

i would have gym shorts, it's hot out

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Do I turn it on?

Yeah, the password is "hunterrulez"

 

[RageCageChamp19]

But I already got the coof vaxx?

How many doses did you get? X is the amount of doses you have received, X+1 is the amount of doses you have to get.
Now, come out with your hands in the air, walk backwards towards us and let us inject you with the serum.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

The secret jerk off squad. They’re there because you’re not jerking off enough.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

If you happend to see a U.F.O laitly then these Men are there to give you the rectal probe examination....

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

They're your handlers, they're there to give you your meds.