Who are you a sock of?

[SandyCat]

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

@SandyCat
duh

 

[Harvard Covington III]

I'm a Gahooooooole alt, myself.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I'm a cum sock.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i thought my picture made it clear that i sock for rich evans.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I changed my username to something I thought would be more memorable then completely forgot the username email and password to that. Zero posts, Zero Follows, Zero Messages and zero interaction with the site.
It was my better account.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'm a cock sock.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

@Varg Did Nothing Wrong obviously.

Have you ever seen both of us in the same thread?

 

[Day Drinking]

I was Jesus's sock once, but then someone told him socks and sandals are geh. Then my other half was stolen by the dryer goblins and now I spend all my time at the bottom of a dresser drawer.

Every now and then @Moths gets in there, but I've kept him from eating me so far. He's easily distracted by a puppet show with flashlight, thankfully.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm too gay for socks.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

@Bargain Bin Laden is my sock. To prove it, later today I will post 3 or 4 really shitty Q&A threads that aren't funny at all. How else would I know what's going to happen in the future if it wasn't me?

I may also appear in this thread to deny being a sock. We'll see how I feel later.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Scott Adams

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

stop talking to yourself

 

[DumbDude43]

it's true, i am @DumbDude42's sock

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

@Null

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

@Corbin Dallas Multipass most of the time.

 

[Empress.]

@Empresa but no jk
I only know who this user is because since I've made this account everyone keeps asking me if I'm them

,and even that crazy cunt @Elaine Miller thinks I'm them lol

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Caroline Farrow.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

@Beak Thing

RIP brother.

 

[RACISM]

I'm a Hollywood Hulk Hogan sock.