Who do you call when you find an alien?

[byuu]

The local police?
NASA?
ICE?

 

[Skitarii]

 

[Reverend]

No one. That's solid basement Fun for weeks on end.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

A hotel so I reserve a room so later I can clap some Alien cheeks.

 

[MrTroll]

Someone who specializes in alien roofies.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

Your psychiatrist

 

[Just A Butt]

call up that loser Bretgory from high school who was all "ALIENS AREN'T REAL!" and rub his stupid fucking face in it.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

That guy from Blink182

 

[deso2y]

Alien busters

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

A janitor

 

[KittyGremlin]

Don't call anyone it's a CIA agent they glow in the dark hit em with your car

 

[SandyCat]

Depends. Is the alien hot? If yes you call no one and keep it for yourself or the glowies at area 51 will keep the alien cheeks all to themselves.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I'm a world war 1 veteran and I can tell you that the best thing to do when you find an alien is to call the authorities. They will know what to do with it and how to contain it.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

call up that loser Bretgory from high school who was all "ALIENS AREN'T REAL!" and rub his stupid fucking face in it.

haha, that would be great! I bet he's still trying to deny the existence of aliens. I'll have to remember to do that next time I see him. I'm a world war 1 veteran, and I can tell you that aliens are real. In fact, they're the reason why we won the war!

 

[William]

Call me bro, I want in the fun.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Call Kris Kardashian and tell her to bring a recording device, you and that alien are about to become famous.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Just call SETI and let them handle it.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

Call Hector Martin and tell him the alien is hiding an alive and well Byuu in his UFO basement, where he has to write a cycle accurate PS2 emulator.