Who gonna be the next J. K. Rowling? - Liberal icons turned left boogeymen

[King Metalia]

Bernie Sanders

That would be funny as shit if it happened. That would mind fuck the left on a never before seen scale.

 

[Canned Ham]

Biden.

In a dementia moment, he'll admit that he only molests "real girls." Troons will look at all the evidence we have, all the photos of him creeping at girls, and say "yeah, he doesn't molest transgirls! BIGOT!"

 

[skykiii]

I voted Hillary in the above poll but I really think it's gonna be Hill and Bill both. Too many fucked up things happen whenever they're around...

I'm actually kinda surprised Bill is a blue checkmark at all. Dude was born and raised in Arkansas, so you'd think he'd be as red as a chili pepper.

On the other hand, that means its probable that he'll be the next JK Rowling... just slip up once, people remember the whole "Oh yeah, Arkansas" thing, and suddenly people are like "I guess you can't ougrow being a redneck..."

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Why is Merkel on this list? Do Americans even know much about her or even care?

JK Rowling not American and American academia have a boner for Merkel and the European Union.

Honestly, I was thinking Anita might be next just because she's lost all relevancy and is no longer useful to them.

IIRC, even some of the wokesters on Twitter have written her off as a grifter, even if they also curse GamerGate in those same tweets.

Part of me thinks that one of the reasons she recently shut down Feminist Frequency officially is because she wants to get out of the blast zone before she moves onto her next big grift, whatever that may be.

Still, I think Stephen King's the most likely of all the living celebrities to get the Rowling treatment.

Stephen king would be extra funny because she would having both the left and right hating his guts.

 

[Omori Boy]

I think people are very much forgetting that a major part of being cancelled is that you have to go against the beliefs of your fanbase. Bill Maher, for example, was more libertarian than liberal (and yes there seems to be a difference), so the things he has already said has resonated with his audience. Hillary Clinton has never had a fanbase, a lot of leftists see her loss as being her fault, for being a terrible candidate. And then we come to someone like Angela Merkel, who was a part of the Christian Democrats, a center-right party, for 20 years.

The difference between these people and say someone like J.K. Rowling or the Dixie Chicks is that they went against their fanbase. I'll only mention the Dixie Chicks, or Dicks as I will call them, just a little bit, they of course were against the war in Iraq, which had a lot of conservatives, which was the main of their fanbase, seething. Then with Rowling, she was the darling of turbo-leftist tumblr and all the identities that come with that. So when she said transphobic stuff, it made her fanbase turn on her, made them rethink their support, and among other things she has said/done, got her cancelled.

Anyways, going back to my main argument, most of the people in the list are people that are beloved by practically everyone, as long as their not very political. so if they were "cancelled", they would still have a non-aligned and oppositely aligned fanbase.

 

[Terrorist]

Dolan Duck, once his history of being a scam artist is revealed:

 

[Safir]

Not happening. Because this:

When was the last time any good original IP has been made? let alone by a woman or ""woman"".
Honestly, you don't even hear about new books blowing up anymore like in the early 2000s.

^ This. To be cancelled like JK Rowling, you have to first be worshiped like JK Rowling. This isn't happening without a well-designed IP.

If harry potter is the bar for a good IP, then probably hunger games.

Harry Potter is in fact a good IP. You don't have to like it, you have to admit it's well-designed to attract consoomers.

Spoiler

A Russian rockstar was once asked "which song would he most wished to have written", implying what he thought the best song of all time was. He said, "Bésame Mucho, the broad who wrote it still lives on the royalties".

Hunger Games is not an enduring design, it's not extensible, not larp-friendly, and not appropriate for children.

It's not even a blip compared to the big three, not even when the movies were released (I had to look up: each year from 2012 to 2015. Did you know there's a new movie coming out this November?).

Second, you need a worshipable author or at least a figurehead. Marvel capeshit was a strong contender but it never had a single "auteur" (the comic authors are dead, and Joe Sweden had already been cancelled).

Third, the auteur must have political opinions that wokes consider worth listening to. This is the killer, wokes won't inaugurate anyone who isn't a minority of a minority, everyone else must cede the spotlight to niggerfaggots and listen and learn. And obviously a niggerfaggot isn't going to produce something universally loved, not now, not in a million years.

 

[Ferryman]

When was the last time any good original IP has been made? let alone by a woman or ""woman"".
Honestly, you don't even hear about new books blowing up anymore like in the early 2000s.

Fuck it, sperg time. That's because there aren't any. The reason being that the entire writing industry is in the midst of a creative / intellectual recession, infested from the bottom-up with brainraped retards shitting everything up. Modern writing is deluged with dogshit writers churning out mass-produced garbage that horny wine aunts and retarded children gobble up: see female romantic fiction/fantasy or the fantasy genre in general, 80% of it is copy pasted plots with boring characters and zero meaning beyond muh swords and dragons n shieeet. Or porn. Written goyslop, if you will. Even nonfiction is full of shit, with most stuff in that aisle pandering to niggers, fags, trannies, withered cuntoids or people who think they are a lot smarter than they really are. Popular psychology? Shit. Political books? Ultra shit. Textbooks and research? Full of hasidic corruption, and also shit. But the writers aren't all to blame, so are the pozzed publishing companies that prioritize shit written by either pink-haired women, people with a repertoire for producing poorly written goyslop or niggers, trannies and the like. Good fucking luck getting tradpubbed if you aren't one of those or have someone to nepotism you in, or letting some chucklefuck reddit nigger editor hack up your shit to make it more "inclusive" and "inoffensive" because you dared to have anything that could even hypothetically offend their poor feefees. And even if you do, have fun getting buried under 200 tons of coomslop and genreshit.

The based and non-niggerpilled way of writing in this day and age is selfpub. You still have to contend with the sea of slop, but at least you aren't letting your work get bastardized along the way.

Edit: I pray every night before bed that Robert Jordan rises from the grave and obliterates every reddit editor within a 500 mile radius.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If the race riots of the 60's - 70's were easy enough to cover up than it will be super easy to just turn on MLK for being a white supremacist for forcing non-whites to integrate with whites and destroying our beautiful diversity in exchange for some silly water fountains and bus seats (just go to the supermarket on UBER, silly!)

The fact that this specific scenario no longer seems far fetched to me is honestly kinda terrifying