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Love is in the air this pride month 
Brandt and Joe the Boomer went on their second date Wednesday. Joe gave a recap on his show.
Joe finds it difficult to satisfy his sugar baby on a Cozy streamer budget. Brandt has expensive tastes!
Joe has strong opinions on Brandt's body, specifically on how Brandt should improve his physique. Fellas, is it sus to tell your twink date he should look more like a 12-year-old anime boy?
Also why does Joe have Brandt's leftover ramen in his fridge?
Brandt and Joe the Boomer went on their second date Wednesday. Joe gave a recap on his show.So, I had a very interesting evening yesterday. I'm not going to go into detail. And I'm not even going to give a brief summary. But if we hit today's two stream extension goals, 24 dollars, number one, and number two, 24 dollars, then I will get into the details of how my dinner went with a friend. Not super detailed, obviously, because it's very personal. But I'll talk about how things went yesterday and how it left me feeling, and how I feel today. I feel... I feel fine. Frankly, I feel fine. But I'm going to save all that after we get our two stream extension goals. (...)
And since we've reached the first stream goal, I'll say that our first date—I don't even know if Burgish is still there, I'll say it—our first date, our second date was far, far superior to our first. Our first hangout together was very good, and it was long, and it was ok, but it just wasn't, it just didn't quite get beneath the surface, I feel like. But this time, we really did, and it was really good. Much better than the first time. But there's still a lot of work to do, you know. (pause) Unbelievable. Yeah, better than our first time, as I said. He's not an easy guy to reach. Not an easy guy to reach. (...)
"Oh yeah, the dono goal, story time?" That's right, he said it! Oscar remembered! He remembered. I was wondering if anybody remembered. So, we went and had ramen again. I'll keep it quick, I'll keep it short, I'll keep it private. We went and had ramen again. Really opened up this time. Quite a bit more. (sigh) We really reached a deeper understanding, which wasn't as much of an understanding as I wanted to. I'll be honest about that. But, we understand each other quite a bit more than we did before, which is good. And necessary. Had to happen. Needed to happen. Communication is important, folks. And frankly, that still needs to be worked on. It still needs to be worked on. It still needs to be done. There's more work to do, you know. We had ramen. It was good. I bought some sushi. (pause) Could've went a little better. But it was nice. Good two or so hours together, got a lot of good conversation in, couple of funny moments. Lot more work to be done, though, that's for sure. Lot more work to be done. That's what I'll say about that for now. (...)
I think I ordered some, uh, snow crab sushi, some barbecued eel sushi. I prefer barbecued eel... it was a roll, but, uh... couple of good conversations we had as well. A lot more left undiscussed. More needs to be talked about, that's for sure. Alas. I am so busy. You know, he's busy as well, but I am busy as well I realize. I just wish... wish I had more time, lads. But that's reality. The grind never ends. The grind never ends. You have responsibilities, you have obligations, you have to stick with those. You have to fulfill those. You don't work, you don't eat. The good Lord says a man must earn his bread. (...)
It was good. We spent the whole time talking as well. (sigh) But it was better. It was much better. Like I said, a deeper understanding was reached. And that needed to happen. (pause) 'Cause I'm kind of a... I'm kind of a crazy person. I am a... insane person. I really am. Some people pretend to be insane, but they're just silly. I am actually an insane person. So... I am an insane person. Absolutely stark raving mad. All right, shall we get back to the game? Maybe I'll snack on a few peanuts.
And since we've reached the first stream goal, I'll say that our first date—I don't even know if Burgish is still there, I'll say it—our first date, our second date was far, far superior to our first. Our first hangout together was very good, and it was long, and it was ok, but it just wasn't, it just didn't quite get beneath the surface, I feel like. But this time, we really did, and it was really good. Much better than the first time. But there's still a lot of work to do, you know. (pause) Unbelievable. Yeah, better than our first time, as I said. He's not an easy guy to reach. Not an easy guy to reach. (...)
"Oh yeah, the dono goal, story time?" That's right, he said it! Oscar remembered! He remembered. I was wondering if anybody remembered. So, we went and had ramen again. I'll keep it quick, I'll keep it short, I'll keep it private. We went and had ramen again. Really opened up this time. Quite a bit more. (sigh) We really reached a deeper understanding, which wasn't as much of an understanding as I wanted to. I'll be honest about that. But, we understand each other quite a bit more than we did before, which is good. And necessary. Had to happen. Needed to happen. Communication is important, folks. And frankly, that still needs to be worked on. It still needs to be worked on. It still needs to be done. There's more work to do, you know. We had ramen. It was good. I bought some sushi. (pause) Could've went a little better. But it was nice. Good two or so hours together, got a lot of good conversation in, couple of funny moments. Lot more work to be done, though, that's for sure. Lot more work to be done. That's what I'll say about that for now. (...)
I think I ordered some, uh, snow crab sushi, some barbecued eel sushi. I prefer barbecued eel... it was a roll, but, uh... couple of good conversations we had as well. A lot more left undiscussed. More needs to be talked about, that's for sure. Alas. I am so busy. You know, he's busy as well, but I am busy as well I realize. I just wish... wish I had more time, lads. But that's reality. The grind never ends. The grind never ends. You have responsibilities, you have obligations, you have to stick with those. You have to fulfill those. You don't work, you don't eat. The good Lord says a man must earn his bread. (...)
It was good. We spent the whole time talking as well. (sigh) But it was better. It was much better. Like I said, a deeper understanding was reached. And that needed to happen. (pause) 'Cause I'm kind of a... I'm kind of a crazy person. I am a... insane person. I really am. Some people pretend to be insane, but they're just silly. I am actually an insane person. So... I am an insane person. Absolutely stark raving mad. All right, shall we get back to the game? Maybe I'll snack on a few peanuts.
Joe finds it difficult to satisfy his sugar baby on a Cozy streamer budget. Brandt has expensive tastes!
[Frank Sinatra - Strangers in the Night plays]
Unbelievable, lad. There you go. I hope, I hope that gets me another big donation from Burgish! I could really use it! Brandt has expensive tastes! Brandt has very expensive tastes. (laugh) I can't keep up. I can't keep up. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. (pause) (laugh) Unbelievable. Unbelievable. (singing along) Dooby-dooby-doo...
Unbelievable, lad. There you go. I hope, I hope that gets me another big donation from Burgish! I could really use it! Brandt has expensive tastes! Brandt has very expensive tastes. (laugh) I can't keep up. I can't keep up. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. (pause) (laugh) Unbelievable. Unbelievable. (singing along) Dooby-dooby-doo...
Joe has strong opinions on Brandt's body, specifically on how Brandt should improve his physique. Fellas, is it sus to tell your twink date he should look more like a 12-year-old anime boy?
Also why does Joe have Brandt's leftover ramen in his fridge?
I just remembered I have Brandt's ramen leftover from yesterday's date in the refrigerator. So maybe I'll have that for lunch. (laugh) Unbelievable. He was so peckish yesterday, Veyta, he wadn't eating much. I guess... he said he had eaten Chipotle, and I'm like aw, that fricken sucks. So now we're just... it's whatever. So young, man. (...)
I wish he would've eaten more, but, I mean hey, more food for me. (laugh) "Needs to maintain his twink physique"? Mm. Perhaps indeed. I told him he should go for the Killua from the Chimera—the Killua, what'd you call that, the Killua physique from the Chimera Ant arc? Good heavens, lads. That's the physique Brandt should be going for, frankly. Opinion, Pe—heh, "opinion, Peyta"—opinion, Veyta? What are your thoughts on that? (...)
Veyta says "stay skinny." Well, he can stay—look, what is this thing of like... Staying skinny and twinkish is not... staying skinny and twinkish, and being toned and having some muscle definition, a little bit of muscle definition, those are not mutually exclusive. They're not mutually exclusive. They're not. Would you, like unironically, would you rather be skinnier and more toned, or skinnier and kind of flabby with some little fat? Like, I don't understand. I just... obviously, he realistic—it's so funny too, 'cause I said—nevermind. Nevermind. (laugh) Where are these bastards? There's a herbalist right there, that's cool.
I wish he would've eaten more, but, I mean hey, more food for me. (laugh) "Needs to maintain his twink physique"? Mm. Perhaps indeed. I told him he should go for the Killua from the Chimera—the Killua, what'd you call that, the Killua physique from the Chimera Ant arc? Good heavens, lads. That's the physique Brandt should be going for, frankly. Opinion, Pe—heh, "opinion, Peyta"—opinion, Veyta? What are your thoughts on that? (...)
Veyta says "stay skinny." Well, he can stay—look, what is this thing of like... Staying skinny and twinkish is not... staying skinny and twinkish, and being toned and having some muscle definition, a little bit of muscle definition, those are not mutually exclusive. They're not mutually exclusive. They're not. Would you, like unironically, would you rather be skinnier and more toned, or skinnier and kind of flabby with some little fat? Like, I don't understand. I just... obviously, he realistic—it's so funny too, 'cause I said—nevermind. Nevermind. (laugh) Where are these bastards? There's a herbalist right there, that's cool.
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