Who is he calling?

[King Fructose]

 

[JethroTullamore]

His mom.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Red Hood]

skostbusters

 

[Epic Fail Man]

you know who.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away!

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

Nigga stop fuckin playin like I haven't been tryna reach you about your car's extended warranty

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Bono

 

[Transniglet]

Null

 

[SNEED.EXE]

"Hello? Yes, I'll put you through"

 

[Syntaxion]

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The Based Department

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Dude, your phone is unplugged

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

 

[Quijibo69]

The calls are coming from inside the house.