Who is the most soy late modern philsopher?

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Wtf why are these polls so short?

 

[MDWU]

Idk bro, again, I'm not a /pol/tard that wastes my time on shit that doesn't matter.
For all this reading you've allegedly done you sure spend a lot of time being a sperg on an autism forum.
Which modern philosopher advises people to get off the internet and experience life instead of pontificating about the fragments you've seen through your screen?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Idk bro, again, I'm not a /pol/tard that wastes my time on shit that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

[MDWU]

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Very based and derivative pilled, my fellow Reddit Farmer.
But seriously, which philosopher gives you advice for finding a girlfriend?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

which philosopher gives you advice for finding a girlfriend?

King cobra jfs

 

[Meat Target]

George Carlin was the OG Redditard. Clown World was brought to you in no small part by that potty-mouthed hippie hack.

 

[MDWU]

King cobra jfs

Yeah, very epic but just like 90% of the people in that thread you're just some Null dicklick who swarmed to his latest candidate for 𝘱𝘰𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
Anyway, even after a 7 year dry spell Cobes found a BPD crackhead to touch his pecker a few times. How's your search going? Dry spells aren't forever, you just have to be patient

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

This one was easy for me, though nearly all of these people are pretty soy. Foucault was beyond soy as a literal AIDS-infected boy molesting faggot.

Aren't a lot of these people more modern than late modern? Blavatsky died before Sartre (who was considered "modern") was born.

 

[josef]

Idk bro, again, I'm not a /pol/tard that wastes my time on shit that doesn't matter.
For all this reading you've allegedly done you sure spend a lot of time being a sperg on an autism forum.
Which modern philosopher advises people to get off the internet and experience life and stead of pontificating about the fragments you've seen through your screen?

you should discover the philosopher that tells you to stop crying like a bitch

 

[Mankirk]

Where is Molyneaux? Gariepy?

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I voted Foucault, the pedo, but it is extremely difficult to only have one vote here.

 

[Tablet County]

ur dad

 

[Napoleon III]

I voted Foucault, the pedo, but it is extremely difficult to only have one vote here.

I did Fukuyama because of the end of history thing but I ONLY HAVE ONE VOTE.

 

[Carlos Thin]