Who is worthy of being the next Pope? - Popewars: 2025 Season Pope Draft Begins

[Smokeski]

tomlinson papacy. Not only can he be a blowhard liberal with a bunch of people who might actually listen to him. The supply chain of children to make his papal pepperoni from would be endless. Plus, he wouldn't be limited to his garden variety African American. He can have them from Ghana, Nigeria, etc. Plus he could use the pope mobile to bring black men around to fart in his wife's vagina.

 

[NoBueno]

Conspiracists thinking Turkson

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Ambongo!"
Ambongo, Ambongo, the prelate from the Congo
The python picked the passion fruit,The marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Ambongo!

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Wait, his name is literally Pizzaballa? That's hilarious. Pope this man now!

 

[Luna hates niggers]

I don't see why the non catholics need to weigh in their opinions, especially if it's to do with more progressive views. I'm hoping for Sarah personally but honestly we'll just have to see.

 

[Local Farmer]

>President of one of the most Catholic Countries on earth
>Death of the first Pope from the Latin World
>Decides not to go for "Separation of Church and State"
>Not because of any other reason at all

 

[Großmann]

>President of one of the most Catholic Countries on earth

You forgot your quotation marks around “Catholic Countries.” Name a more superstitious and bastardized version of Catholic practice than that of the Mexican community.

Also, my pick is Eijk. He seems like a good choice that will keep Europe from letting Germany fag things up while not being too old like Sarah (I really like him as a pick, but he’s not much longer for this world at his age).

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Unironically Trump or Matt Walsh.

 

[Local Farmer]

Black smoke, the seat remains empty

 

[vanta pilled]

So it ended up not being any of these candidates from this thread.