Who is you favorite touhou

[Power Appreciator]

They are. They call it "oppai loli".

I heard pedos are also into older women with big tits, they call them "MILFs" (short for Minor Is Loli Faggotyoushouldkillyourself"

 

[Baraadmirer]

Personally, I like far too many characters in the series (there are over 150 characters for a franchise that's been running since the 90's), and listing them all would take far too long. So instead, since we just got a new game recently, I'll just talk about the new addition to the cast that I found myself adding to my list of favorites.

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Enoko Mitsugashira

Yet another wolf-girl to add to the series' collection. She's a part of one of the game's villainous factions, the Keiga clan (Think fantasy Yakuza run by a Pegasus girl in cowboy get-up), yet she clearly holds no ill-will towards the protagonists, and even acts friendly with them, so she ends up feeling like the "Guy who's too nice to be in the Yakuza" achetype. On top of that, she apparently knows Marisa from when she was a child, who evidently ran into the forest to hide and cry, which may go towards explaining why Marisa doesn't like her parents, who she's clearly disowned and refuses to acknowledge.

Also, the beartrap bracelets look really cool. Supposedly they snap shut when she closes her hand, which makes for an awesome mental image.

Not female Goku monke gurl Son Biten? Got manipulated into thinking she's the second coming of Sun Wukong by @YachieKicchou (who is one of my favourite characters).


Other than that, probably Sakuya, Suwako, or Koishi.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Hong meiling, glory to china

 

[Reverse Ideology]

"The youkai coming from outside the village, they're no good. They are bringing with them a mountain of problems. Drugs, and diseases, and even XXX. And sometimes, there are good ones, but that's rare."

Miko is pretty cute!

 

[Type93Torpedo]

1. Youmu
2. Sakuya
3. Yukari
4. Koishi

 

[Henri Barbusse]

This thread is worthless unless someone links to the "top 10 easiest tohous to rape" video and the "top 10 hardest tohous to rape" video.

 

[anliteralidiot]

This thread is worthless unless someone links to the "top 10 easiest tohous to rape" video and the "top 10 hardest tohous to rape" video.

The hardest to rape answer would be to list the ones that are ghosts. You can't rape a ghost.

1. Mima, ghost
2. Yuyuko, ghost, power to kill instantly
3. Tojiko, ghost
4. Youmu, half-ghost, can slice your dick off.
5-7. Prismriver sisters, technically ghosts
8. Ichirin, her ghost friend will rip your dick off
9. Koishi, not a ghost but is she there?
10. Utsuho, she'll give you cancer.

 

[Whatevermancer]

I know that Touhou has this blue girl who is retarded, but also the strongest for some reason.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I know that Touhou has this blue girl who is retarded, but also the strongest for some reason.
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In the manual for one of the games, the creator labeled everything on a diagram. Figure 9 was the player character, labelled "retard" in Japanese. And it happened to be that character.

He's also gone on to state that he was thinking of someone stupid when he wrote her theme.

 

[ditto]

In the manual for one of the games, the creator labeled everything on a diagram. Figure 9 was the player character, labelled "retard" in Japanese. And it happened to be that character.

That explains the 9front connection.

Chen I guess.

 

[Power Appreciator]

In the manual for one of the games, the creator labeled everything on a diagram. Figure 9 was the player character, labelled "retard" in Japanese. And it happened to be that character.

He's also gone on to state that he was thinking of someone stupid when he wrote her theme.

Cirno's theme is kino, Reimu's theme is absolutely P4P the most epic shit ever though. Always a staple on my gym playlist:

 

[Reverse Ideology]

The strongest fairy is actually Clownpiece clownpiss. god bless america.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Whichever one doesn't land me in fed jail for looking them up.

 

[SourApples]

I haven't heard of this anime.

 

[Mythic]

Tewi Inaba, shame so many people shitting on touhou before listening to their first alstroemeria dancehall album.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Mokou, Patchouli, Byakuren and Marisa rn

 

[White Room]

Marisa Meiling & Remilia

 

[I don't have an airfryer]

Personally, I like far too many characters in the series (there are over 150 characters for a franchise that's been running since the 90's), and listing them all would take far too long. So instead, since we just got a new game recently, I'll just talk about the new addition to the cast that I found myself adding to my list of favorites.

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Enoko Mitsugashira

Yet another wolf-girl to add to the series' collection. She's a part of one of the game's villainous factions, the Keiga clan (Think fantasy Yakuza run by a Pegasus girl in cowboy get-up), yet she clearly holds no ill-will towards the protagonists, and even acts friendly with them, so she ends up feeling like the "Guy who's too nice to be in the Yakuza" achetype. On top of that, she apparently knows Marisa from when she was a child, who evidently ran into the forest to hide and cry, which may go towards explaining why Marisa doesn't like her parents, who she's clearly disowned and refuses to acknowledge.

Also, the beartrap bracelets look really cool. Supposedly they snap shut when she closes her hand, which makes for an awesome mental image.

Imagine getting a handjob from her.

OST wise Nue is probably my favourite one.

 

[augment]

The fuck's a touhou? Besides pedobait.

A shitty game with mid-quality music, made by a musician who loves trumpets.

Also the official state religion of 4chan.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

I don’t play Touhou but I’ve seen the characters around, I like Marisa cuz she’s a cute lil witch.