Who should I side with in Fallout 4?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Minutemen: Revolutionary war larpers that accept everyone as long as they want to rebuild society.
Railroad: Robot supremacist niggas
Brotherhood of Steel: Human supremacists with the most fun quests.
Institute: Hippity hoppity robots are property

First time I've ever bothered going through the main quest. Help me choose.

 

[PonderosaPete]

I choose Railroad because they give the best upgrade options for regular armor. They are still fags though.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

You should side with the power button and turn that shit off because it's terrible. Failing that, the uninstall clan is pretty good.

 

[Necrosan]

The Institute because I didn't hate them as much as I did everyone else, you actually get a couple of instances where you get to decide something rather than someone telling you what the best decision is.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Caesar's Legion.