Who wants to be my Valentines? - Serious inquiries only

[What the shit]

It doesn’t matter who you are, I will love you for that one day of the year and will treat you right I promise.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Only if you give me the darkest chocolate you can find.

 

[Xenomorph]

okay

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Are you a True and Honest Boyfriend free girl? If so, sure.

 

[SandyCat]

Are you a girl(male)? If so I'm game

 

[What the shit]

Are you a girl(male)? If so I'm game

Yes, I’m a male.

 

[Isaac]

If you are female, autistic, 5'11, protestant, at least twenty years and are Brittanic German/Celtic then I'll consider. I do not think you are, so
this a no.

 

[Jason Wynn]

No but I’ll be your huckleberry