Who wins a Farms death battle?

[Pee Cola]

Russell Greer. His impenetrable tard shield will wear his opponent down to the point where they'll get knocked out by slipping and falling on the massive pile of drool near Russhole's feet.

It's a strange twist of fate that one of the Farms' biggest dopes happens to be especially gifted at playing rope-a-dope, but here we are.

 

[Baguette Child]

When it's all over, Saint Herk is standing there, covered in blood surrounded by the broken bodies and piles of flesh that used to be the subjects of Farms threads, he begins to look off into the distance, a pained expression coming over his face. He uses his mighty fingers to pry a tooth knocked loose in the scrap out of his head.
He fought as hard as he could, but he knew in the end that his goal had been achieved and it was time for him to die. Time for him to rock out with the babes and Jesus on a bender in Heaven. He had been granted but scant few moments to do the work of Christ.

This whole post was beautiful and needs to be enshrined somewhere.

St Herk of Nebraska, patron of chomo hunters and those who travel by road, is the only correct answer.

 

[figgernaggotte]

Chantel would just roll over everyone.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

This question is heavily dependent on how close Chantal is to the ocean at the time of battle. Apocalyptic water displacement tidal wave power is nothing to turn your nose up at.