Who would win?

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A male silverback gorilla vs 50 oompa loompas

No weapons are allowed, but the oompa loompas get the morale boost of fighting on home terf (the chocolate factory)
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
The backstory though is they were originally
African pygmies ‘rescued’ by Wonka forced to do manual labor in his crap candy factory. A silverback would rip them apart.
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Yeah silverback wins hands down. Watching it beat oompa loompas to death with an oompa lompa as a club would be fucking hilarious.
 
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Oompa Loompas got home turf, they’d jebait the gorilla in the chocolate river or some contraption elsewhere but lose most of their members.
 
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The gorilla would be throwing those little munchkins like frisbees.
Think about it; If they're fighting in the chocolate factory, the gorilla is in an unfamiliar environment, so it's already gonna be confused and pissed off. Once the oompa loompas are released and start charging the gorilla, it's gonna go apeshit. Their arms and legs are too stubby to do any damage and a full grown gorilla could easily overpower what is essentially 50 toddlers.
 
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The gorilla would have a field day throwing those oompa loompas around and I would have a field day watching it with beer and popcorn in hand.
 
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What if the gorilla can chuck barrels anyway, despite the "no weapons" thing?

(there could be barrels lying around the chocolate factory)

(also wat)
 
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