Whole Body Deodorant

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dvorak

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I've never heard of such a product until at most a few months ago. Now I find it being marketed hard to both men & women. Have people forgotten what 'taking a shower' is? Has goyslop ruined people so badly that they need to constantly mask the stench secreted by their own body?
 
dvorak said:
I've never heard of such a product until at most a few months ago. Now I find it being marketed hard to both men & women. Have people forgotten what 'taking a shower' is? Has goyslop ruined people so badly that they need to constantly mask the stench secreted by their own body?
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They don't come right out and say it, but it's for fatties prone to chub-rub and sweaty folds. Yes, things alleviated by losing weight or showering. But why do that when you can just buy $PRODUCT and go right back to your goyslop!
 
It's a marketing slogan some lizard person came up with. "Whole body" means "also, shoes". For men it's presented as "buy this one thing, not like those faggy women with their thousands of bottles and sprays", for women it's "regular deodorant is UNSAFE for your WHOLE BODY".
 
It useful during the summer when its 100 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside and the AC is broken/shit. Also I like wearing them regularly because I get paranoid easily (I also take 2 showers daily and use regular deodorant).
 
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The Connected Nose said:
They don't come right out and say it, but it's for fatties prone to chub-rub and sweaty folds. Yes, things alleviated by losing weight or showering. But why do that when you can just buy $PRODUCT and go right back to your goyslop!
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Native kind of says it but not really. Their ads for whole body deodorant usually feature a fat black woman and a centaur woman who says you can spray it on your thighs, "melons," and "eggplant." They also have cross-promotions like this.
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There's a joke in here about polluting man's concept of purity and nature with goyslop but I'm too tired to find it.
 
Did you know there are two types of sweat? Eccrine sweat happens when the body tries to cool off, and apocrine sweat happens when you are in a stressful situation. Only the latter should smell of anything much. If your sweat stinks on the reg you might want to get concerned about what's stressing your body. Even regular exercise shouldn't be stressful in a way that lights your apocrine sweat glands up.
Dawdler said:
And it serves 600% of mandatory daily aluminium intake.
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That's anti-perspirant, which blocks your sweat glands with aluminium. It seems like a fundamentally bad idea to block up one of your bodies methods of excretion. Deodorant on the other hand is (almost always) just 'masking smell with another one'.
 
They can also be useful if, as is currently my predicament, you've only got one good leg and showering daily is quite literally painfully inconvenient.

On crutches and I ride a desk at work. With the exception of the crutch in (thank you, temporary handitard parking sticker!) and the crutch to the bathroom, I don't really move much these days. I shower every other day to minimize the aggravation to the injury and my own misery, and the whole body BO killer thing has helped in that regard.

Maybe it was built for deathfats first and foremost, but normies can appreciate the utility in certain circumstances. Kinda like me and DoorDash for groceries of late.
 
It’s for gross people who don’t wash their ass or feet or dick/pussy when showering and think using obnoxious amounts of body spray will do the trick.
 
I want to know why the fuck its 10+ dollars? Is this going to be the standard for hygiene products? Is it because of tiktok? Anyways I predict a recall eventually, like dry shampoo had.
 
Safir said:
It's a marketing slogan some lizard person came up with. "Whole body" means "also, shoes". For men it's presented as "buy this one thing, not like those faggy women with their thousands of bottles and sprays", for women it's "regular deodorant is UNSAFE for your WHOLE BODY".
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It's like 3 in 1 shampoo.

Abradolfus_Linclerson said:
Maybe it was built for deathfats first and foremost, but normies can appreciate the utility in certain circumstances. Kinda like me and DoorDash for groceries of late.
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Like those whole body cleansing cloths that are mainly for invalids and hamgalaxies. Now I see them in the regular bath aisle branded differently. Like I guess they are good for camping or sweaty jobs. But if you have the time and ability to bathe yourself yet choose adult sized baby wipes instead you are a lazy fuck.
 
Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
It useful during the summer when its 100 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside and the AC is broken/shit. Also I like wearing them regularly because I get paranoid easily (I also take 2 showers daily and use regular deodorant).
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Honestly this is the case for me too. I would not have survived my European summer trip (where I was taking daily showers and sometimes even nightly too) if I didn't have my 'whole-body deodorant'. Native sucks though, I've tried it before and it's works barely as well as your bog standard drug store deodorant. Although...
Cougar Pump said:
Did you know there are two types of sweat? Eccrine sweat happens when the body tries to cool off, and apocrine sweat happens when you are in a stressful situation. Only the latter should smell of anything much. If your sweat stinks on the reg you might want to get concerned about what's stressing your body. Even regular exercise shouldn't be stressful in a way that lights your apocrine sweat glands up.
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I didn't know this so maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree with my scent choices. Compared to the average person though I am more anxious and more sensitive so that probably explains it at least partially. On the other hand, anything less than industrial grade deodorant never worked for me before I started using the natural deodorant I use now so I might have just trained my body to overproduce sweat.

The all-body deodorant I use is Lume. They finally started selling in Walmart so the price has gone a bit compared to having to order a box of sticks every few months.
 
Dysnomia said:
Like those whole body cleansing cloths that are mainly for invalids and hamgalaxies. Now I see them in the regular bath aisle branded differently. Like I guess they are good for camping or sweaty jobs. But if you have the time and ability to bathe yourself yet choose adult sized baby wipes instead you are a lazy fuck.
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agreed. i do use those myself for camping and find they are useful; i can just throw them into my backpack and clean off the dirt, sweat, and smoke before bed. but in any situation where you have a shower available, that is 1005 the better choice than those things.
 
This sounds like something gross fat unhygienic people would use

Deodorant should be odorless and roll on, armpits only
 
Chongqing said:
I wonder if Indian people have a different kind of sweat.

Also, I wonder if these products are meant for Indians.
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Yes, they do. It’s called curry sweat, and not even fumigating an Indian hive with Axe, ala spraying for bugs, will overpower curry sweat.

Seriously, whoever said that working retail makes people racist was right. Working Black Friday in a 1.5 million people metro area, I got to experience the pure concentrated stank of Indian families and their curry clouds the whole of Thanksgiving weekend. Then they fucked off, not to be seen again until the next accursed Black Friday. Cuz apparently none of the other sales were ‘good enough’ for them.

At least with beaners, a 50/50 chance they either had Mexican with the stereotypical spices/veggies or they’re in need of a shower. With pajeets, it’s always “they need a shower.”
 
The concept has to have been around for a while since I distinctly recall Hermes marketing an expansion of their "Jardin" line with something they called "Eau d'Abondance Parfumee", an "all over body spray" of their Eau de Toilette watered down to shit. I just checked and this was back in 2009.
There's a type of person who applies perfume by spraying a shitton all over themselves, or by spraying a cloud in front of themselves and walking into it and I assume this will appeal to them.
 
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