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You have to buy the Kiwi Farms subscription box for you guys to be close
So he has not touched a woman. Noted.
Who's Dynastia
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Can't be too careful.
then don't double post without some good woman titties, niggerstia.
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Your real dad
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You're just trying to get on her good side with flattery
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June would be a fucking embarrassing sex slave, like you just show up and haven't even beaten or kidnapped her yet and she's already crawling on the ground and calling you daddy and buying sex collars for herself and asking "tee hee what are my sex orders today daddy" and sooner or later you realise you're her sex slave and you were just too stupid to realise it.
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With my antithesis of luck probably that shit stirrer I knew in HS that buggered off to Adelaide
That, or I'm a schizo and Dyn's some random aboriginal that shit stirs anyway. There's no shortage of shit stirrers here after all.
Either or
That, or I'm a schizo and Dyn's some random aboriginal that shit stirs anyway. There's no shortage of shit stirrers here after all.
Either or
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Well, when Gillian Anderson was filming an episode of the (original) X-files here in Vancouver, one night I got her in the bathroom and pounded her in the asshole in exchange for a couple rails of bitchin' nose candy. Shit was SO cash.
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I know, right? June would be possibly the worst sex slave cow on the site because part of making someone a sex slave means they have to be doing it unwillingly so you can delight in breaking their spirit and turning them into a vessel animated only by your darkest impulses and desires. Except June would definitely masturbate to what I just wrote, which just turns the whole thing into roleplaying, which is one of the most embarrassing activities a person can engage in.
I don't know if she's a cow, but I think Ben Shapiro's sister would be the best sex slave.
hol up, she does have a thread! Question settled, Abby Shapiro would be the best sex slave lolcow on the site.
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If politics people who make kiwis mad count as lolcows just because they have threads (they don't) then Joe Biden would make the best sex slave because you could findom him for billion dollar government grants.
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I think the kids are saying "kino" now
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That's a fate worse than death.
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No but he looks at older threads! And has basic reading comprehension skills! Surely he had already figured out this easily discoverable factoid!
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How is Dynastia?
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I've dealt with worse
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I've heard he lives in Hertfordshire, England, 20 miles north of London.
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I saw Dynastia at a grocery store in Brisbane yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Violet Crumbles in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Violet Crumbles in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.