Whose carpet is the nastiest?

[Epic Fail Man]

@drfuzzyballs's or @Xenarthran's?

 

[Advice]

cum carpet

 

[Grub]

Ew...i've seen some gross shit in my life...but just fuck...that's fucking gross...literally just puked a little bit in my mouth seeing this picture...calling it the cum carpet does it no justice...fuck that's disgusting.

 

[vulg]

@Xenarthran left cum in his carpet, @drfuzzyballs left EXIF data in his carpet

you decide which is more embarrassing.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Ew...i've seen some gross shit in my life...but just fuck...that's fucking gross...literally just puked a little bit in my mouth seeing this picture...calling it the cum carpet does it no justice...fuck that's disgusting.

If you knew the story behind it you'd puke a little more. The user cums on it and it hasn't been cleaned since the 90's.

He believes that it's unnatural to cover your penis while fapping so he just sprays it all in the carpet.

 

[Genesis Does]

Run of the mill neckbeard depression nest VS literal cum carpet. No contest

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Run of the mill neckbeard depression nest VS literal cum carpet. No contest

Who's to say @drfuzzyballs doesn't cum on the carpet? He doesn't bother putting his cigarette buds in the bin much less remove exif data.

Do you think he'd have the energy to cover his penis while he faps?

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

drfuzzyballs's can be cleaned if he put in the effort. Xenarthan's is beyond saving.

If your carpet looks like concrete or packed dirt to someone who doesn't know it's a carpet, you have an issue.

 

[RollingRock]

Crustchu

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Imma go with King Cobra's from the old apartment. Cum, spit, beer, crumbs, and surströmming juice.

 

[Grub]

If you knew the story behind it you'd puke a little more. The user cums on it and it hasn't been cleaned since the 90's.

He believes that it's unnatural to cover your penis while fapping so he just sprays it all in the carpet.

Dude, i've had to clean up piss bottles, rotting food and used meat packages, used fleshlights and fucked up little pussy tit torsos with a fucking wig attached to them, actual used big black ass dildos from the room my old neet roommate had after I kicked him out for not paying rent, stealing shit and just being a general fuck, @Xenarthran's carpet is still fucking worse.

Dude literally stole my microwave out of my kitchen, i found it in his bedroom, two plastic piss bottles melted into the top with an old rotting chicken carcass inside @Xenarthran's carpet is still worse.

Fucking found a bag full of rotting sushi that exploded with flies when I touched it sitting in the crotch location of buddy's fucking bed imprint, @Xenarthran's carpet is fucking worse.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

mine

 

[Zirnwyb]

That second one is a carpet? The fuck? I thought it was a close up shot of some dirt or something. Jesus Christ that is nasty as hell.