Why am I expected to give rocksteady fast and nasty head to the pizza delivery guy on a pizza order I pick up myself?

[Black Light Red Panic]

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[Vingle]

You're not, but it's really cool if you do. No pressure. They just remember you being a cheapskate and act according to that.
No pressure.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

It's common courtesy, really. The minimum on-job sexual satisfaction requirement is less for workers like delivery drivers and waiters, so chipping in is just a good thing to do. I've got to say though, things have been getting out of hand. Where a handjob may have been acceptable 5 years ago, nowadays you're expected to fully deepthroat that delivery guy's 8 inch, rock hard, smegma oozing cock. I wish things were different, but I really don't want to rock the boat.

 

[Sailor]

 

[The Cunting Death]

because you asked for ranch dressing

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I initially thought this was going to be about rule 34 of the humanoid rhinoceros Rocksteady. And, believing that, I clicked on the thread anyway.

 

[Reverend]

are you steady rocking all night long?

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Doesn't the phrase "rock steady" mean you're not moving? How are you giving "fast and nasty head" if you're also not moving?

 

[Red Hood]

I need to dispatch my brotha from another green ooze pit Raph to clean up your pizza joint.