Why am I expected to tip on a pizza order I pick up myself?

Solution
Your pizza wagies were literally raised up from ragamuffins and pickaninnies on stories of The Big Tipper, and every time they fail to meet this mysterious stranger, their hearts break a little more, realizing they have been sold into slavery.
Most places ask if you want to tip, even grocery stores, but that's usually for charity. You don't actually have to tip if you're picking up an order yourself unless they did something special like getting it out quickly because you fucked up and ordered late.

You have to tip the cooks for all the cum they have to put on your pizza.
But I specifically ordered cum free pizza!
 
You do understand, anyone in the food industry for a significant amount of time is going to be a cunt no matter what? Eventually they'll believe they are entitled to tips, even though its a thing that should have died with prohibition.

If you want a cum free pizza, tip. If you want a cum free pizza without tipping, make it yourself. If you want to make a statement but throw away the pizza anyway, tip $0 and write 'Heres a tip: if you want to make money, pick a real career' in the additional delivery instructions.
 
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