Why are all the lolcows now going to jail? - Too many prison arcs for my taste

[Glad I couldn't help]

First Nick, then Bossmanjack, now Styxhexenhammer666.

Who is going to be next into the slammer?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Because Chris went to jail and he is the ur-cow that all other cows imitate.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Two words: Hegelian dialectic.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

It's the Year of the Ratatouille Rat. I predict Juju the Cow will be the next in the slammer.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Terry Davis was the only thing holding the CIA back, he tried to warn us but we didn't listen, they will come for us all.

 

[MadStan]

Ethan ralph in a Tijuana jail would be priceless.

 

[eatler]

Ethan ralph in a Tijuana jail would be priceless.

I want him to do a podcast episode with DSP. I feel like the two would be an interesting bunch.