Why are almost all lolcows ugly?

[Kylie Raina]

Is it just me or are pretty much all lolcows ugly? I so far havent come across a single lolcow on this site thats even close to decent looking. We’ve got CWC, Phil, Amy Slaton, Amberlynn, and many more. Heres some real cringeworthy pics of some ugly lolcows:

 

[A Useless Fish]

 

[drtoboggan]

Well, there's Gloria Tesch. She's not attractive, but she isn't ugly.

 

[Diabeetus]

Lock the thread, boys. This is the perfect response to this question. Nothing else can top this.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Chris used to good face but, becuase many lolcows are fat and well fat fucks you up and makes ya age worse too. They become ugly.

I'd say Alison rapp and Elliot Rodger were attractive but general if you don't take care of yourself a prime indicater of retard people you'll end up ugly.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

They’re fat.

 

[Lipitor]

Well, there's Gloria Tesch. She's not attractive, but she isn't ugly.

The resemblance is uncanny though, is it not?

 

[Cthulu]

Æryn Simpson isn't ugly and he's a tranny so would fuck.

 

[SugarSnot]

Looking good takes effort, even for good-looking people. Ever seen a good looking person that just gave up on themselves? Poor hygiene, bad hair, and unhealthy lifestyles fucks you up beyond recognition with time.

 

[Pocoyo]

The resemblance is uncanny though, is it not?

I'd still smash her.

 

[drtoboggan]

I'd still smash her.

Same here, but mostly in the butt. Sex is better when the girl is crying.

 

[MG 620]

Amy is Kentucky hot though.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I happen to believe that Amber could be fuckable if she were a normal weight.

Not dateable, but fuckable.

 

[MG 620]

Possibly, but that is like wishing for Hillary to become the next president.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Gloria Tesch is pretty bangin'.

I hope that guy who played her brother in her dipshit fantasy movie got to nail her afterwards. Probably would've made the ordeal worth it.

To answer your question though OP it's because lolcows are funny and ugly people are naturally funnier.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

even if youre hot, you shouldnt be body shaming, op.

 

[jewelry investor]

Because physiognomy is real.

 

[Calooby]

If SolidMario would lose some weight he wouldn't look too bad I guess. I'm in agreement with @Stoned Alex Jones about the weight shit 100%

 

[Red Hood]

We still need a "Thirsty" rating

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

Why is op so ugly?