Why are black people?

One day God was bored so he called all the people of the world together. The people he loved most he thoroughly washed in his holiest lake. All the dirt came off. They became white people. After that the lake was getting kind of low so he only quickly dipped the people he kind of liked in the water. They came out as brown people and were still kind of dirty. Now the lake was little more than a puddle. God took the people who he didn't like at all and all he was able to wash was the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. Those were the black people and they are filthy.

That's why black people.
 
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