Why are chicken nuggets autistic but boneless wings are not?

[Damien Thorne]

Well, if they served beer at McDonalds, that might be different. Outside of that, I do not get the distinction.

 

[Reluctant MC]

I don't care about nuggets but I'd take them before any meat still attached to bones. Why do people want to touch the bones? Biting into them makes me gag. Oh shit, I'm autistic?

 

[Least Concern]

I don't have a problem with chiccy nuggies, but the idea of boneless wings freak me out. GMO foods were fine and dandy when we were creating shit like rice with more vitamins, but now we're making chickens that don't have any bones in their wings? What's next, cattle with pre-ground hamburger? Perhaps science has gone too far.

 

[BingBong]

Tendies with hunie mussie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else. fight me

 

[Gravemind]

Eating food is pretty autistic, not gonna lie.

 

[stares at error messages]

Because you can't buy boneless wings in the frozen food section.

 

[Gravemind]

Because you can't buy boneless wings in the frozen food section.

But you can.

 

[stares at error messages]

But you can.

I don't know. I've never seen them in the frozen food section. I thought tenndies came from autists growing up poor and being more expensive to raise because of the tisum, so parents could only afford frozen food. Also don't autistis hate variation in food.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don't know. I've never seen them in the frozen food section. I thought tenndies came from autists growing up poor and being more expensive to raise because of the tisum, so parents could only afford frozen food. Also don't autistis hate variation in food.

Autists hate variation in food, but that doesn't mean they won't eat a particular food, it just means that whatever food they latch on to, they'll eat with a singleminded intensity. If you get an autist to eat boneless wings, and the autist likes boneless wings, they'll hate it if you slip them nuggets instead.

Also:

 

[JamusActimus]

Whole oven roasted chicken is the way to go.

Only autist and children eat nuggets

 

[OfficerBagget]

Boneless wings are chicken wings for pussies.

 

[Solid Snek]

Boneless wings are chicken wings for pussies.

Boned wings are for plebs who don't realize they're paying more money, for less meat, from a cheaper garbage cut.

The hierarchy goes Boneless Wings > Strips > Fried Quarters > Boned Wings > Nuggets

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I like both when I am not on my meds.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Boned wings are for plebs who don't realize they're paying more money, for less meat, from a cheaper garbage cut.

The hierarchy goes Boneless Wings > Strips > Fried Quarters > Boned Wings > Nuggets

Point of eating Wings is for the dark meat. Boneless wings and strips are just battered and fried whitemeat.

 

[Solid Snek]

Point of eating Wings is for the dark meat. Boneless wings and strips are just battered and fried whitemeat.

Exactly. Boneless wings and strips are battered and fried whitemeat. Whitemeat is a superior cut to darkmeat.

When you get boneless wings, you get more meat, and it's a better sort of meat.

 

[Least Concern]

Exactly. Boneless wings and strips are battered and fried whitemeat. Whitemeat is a superior cut to darkmeat.

When you get boneless wings, you get more meat, and it's a better sort of meat.

Fucking racist. Dark meats matter.

That said, I buy cheap jumbo bags of thighs and use them in stir-frys (stir-fries?) and soups and such. If breasts are really supposed to be better as the price indicates, my tongue can't tell the difference.

I will never suffer such nonsense as "boneless wings," though. Those are just nuggets. Give me actual wings, or just call them nuggets and stop trying to pretend they're something that they aren't.

 

[ClownBrew]

The chicken companies have taken to adding "texturized" soy to the nuggets lately. I think that might explain a thing or two!